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Apparently There Was A Question About Whether North West Was Wearing Makeup In Vogue

  • North West may not have been wearing any makeup (THANK. GOD.) in when she posed with her mommy and daddy in Vogue, but I heard she got some work done. [Cosmopolitan]
  • GOOPify your love life with Slate.com’s widget on how Gwyneth Paltrow would describe your relationship status. [Slate]
  • Both DailyCandy and Television Without Pity are dunzo. [Recode.net]
  • Ugh: the boarding school attended by Kate Middleton and Samantha Cameron is the UK’s best-and-the-brightest’s “school for wives.” [Telegraph UK] Keep reading »

Kim, Kanye & North Get Camera-Ready For Vogue

Kimye is not only always camera ready, they are always multi camera ready. There are three cameras at work in this photo of Kim, Kanye and North on the set of their Vogue cover shoot, y’all! Fair warning: stare at this photo too long and you become part of it and cannot get out. That might not be so bad though, as I’m kind of dying to pinch baby North’s aborable thigh chub. She is beyond.

Shia LaBeouf Headbutts Some Guy In A Bar Brawl & Kim Kardashian Shares A New Pic Of Baby North

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  • Shia LaBeouf headbutted some guy in Hobgoblin, a London pub, last night, apparently over something having to do with his girlfriend’s mother. Of course, TMZ has got video. After the fight, Shia was heard drunkenly apologizing and talking about how “normal” he is. [TMZTMZ]
  • Jessica Biel is opening an “exclusive” children’s restaurant in Santa Monica called Au Fudge. Finally, a place A-listers can feel safe eating chicken nuggets with their posh offspring. [Page Six]
  • What 13 people wore to their interview with Anna Wintour. (Hint: I hope you have a Black Amex.) [NYmag.com The Cut]
  • Zara Tindall, the Queen’s granddaughter and Prince Harry and Prince William’s cousin, gave birth this morning to a baby girl. Mazel tov! [People] Keep reading »

Kim Kardashian’s 2013, Summed Up Tidily In An Instagram Photo

North West holds Kim Kardashian's engagement ring

Kim Kardashian is stepping up her Instagram photography game in 2014 with some symbolism. In this photo posted yesterday, captioned, “It was an amazing year!!!,” one can see that Kim is referring to two recent developments of the past year: her baby and her engagement to Kanye West. She probably didn’t mean to draw comparisons between the size of her engagement ring and the size of her human child’s fist, but then again, she probably did. Disappointingly, it looks like Kim was unable to find a fitting symbol for her divorce from Kris Humphries, which also just happened in 2013. Maybe North will grow up to be a basketball player. Wouldn’t that be something?

Did Kim Kardashian Groom Baby North’s Eyebrows?

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I’m crossing my fingers in hopes that this is all a misunderstanding, and Kim Kardashian hasn’t actually pulled a Farrah Abraham and waxed her baby’s eyebrows, but anything is possible. Kim posted this very cute photo of North on her Instagram yesterday, and word quickly spread that it looked as if Nori had undergone a bit of brow grooming. Keep reading »

Hot Links: North West Met Artist Jeff Koons At Art Basel, Is Unimpressed

  • Oh, here’s a photo of baby North West hanging out with artist Jeff Koons at Art Basel in Miami, because that’s how North West rolls. [Celebuzz]
  • Kate Gosselin is in the market for a tall, physically fit, childless boyfriend, or basically the complete opposite of her ex husband, Jon. [The Blemish]
  • Rumor has it, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher have been secretly engaged since this summer. [Socialite Life] Keep reading »

Imagined Adult Versions Of Kardashian Kids Are Truly Terrifying

North West, Penelope Disick, and Mason Disick

Do not ask me why VoucherCodesPro.co.uk is in the business of creating imagined composite images of adult Kardashian offspring based on their parentage. I do not have the answer for you. What I do know is that they have done this, and that the results are what I would call “troubling.” North West, Penelope Disick, Mason Disick — all adorable children with perfectly good-looking, if completely ridiculous, parents. What follows is what I can assure you NONE of these children will actually grow to look like. At least, not exactly. Warning: very scary. Keep reading »

Kim Kardashian Says Her Vagina Is Better Looking Since She Gave Birth

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Kim Kardashian Says Her Vagina Is Better Looking Since She Gave Birth
"I look so hot. I am back."

“When I came back from the hospital the first thing I did was go and look at my vagina in the mirror. It looks better looking than before. … I just want to come out to the world, and be naked and be like, ‘I look so hot. I am back.’”

Last night’s episode of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” did not actually feature Kim Kardashian giving birth to daughter North West, but it did check in with her after the birth. I’m glad to hear Kim’s vag is in good shape, especially since one of the more common, and I think silly, worries that pregnant women have is that giving birth vaginally will wreck their lady business. In fact, I have a friend, who shall remain nameless, who had really long labia, but after she gave birth, those lips shrunk right up. Not that there’s anything wrong with long labia — I have embraced mine — but it’s interesting to know that giving birth can give your cooch a natural makeover. Anyway, good morning, it’s Monday, and I’m done writing about Kim Kardashian’s vagina now. [Entertainment Wise]

Kim Kardashian Posts New Photo Of Adorable North West To Instagram

Dudes, I can hardly handle the cheeks. So freaking cute. Kim and Kanye sure spawned some serious cuteness.

Kanye West Talks Fatherhood On “Kris”

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North West Makes Her Debut On Kris Jenner’s Talk Show
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Kanye West appeared on Kris Jenner’s new talk show, “Kris,” this morning and gave the world its first look at daughter North — finally, amiright? But far more interesting to me was the odd rapport between Kanye and his maybe-someday future-mother-in-law, who the tabloids have long suggested don’t get along. Now Kanye, Kim and Nori (as she’s called) are living under Jenner’s roof and things are, they promise, just hunky dory! My favorite part of the hour-long interview was the how-fuck-ness of Kanye going on and on about how much he hates the paparazzi, while Kris nods her head all understanding-like, even though she is the biggest damn fame pimp Hollywood ever did see. Best quote? At the tail end of discussing how their families, aka brands, have merged Kanye says: “There’s only one brand now and it’s family.” Aww?

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