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Please Don’t Buy This Brush To “Lick” Your Cat Clean

I am in full support of being nice to your pets, but this takes things a step too far. 

Megan Reynolds | June 1, 2016 - 8:45 am

What Counts As Incest? This Mom/Son Pair Don’t Know, So Let’s Review

People with “genetic sexual attraction” who pursue that attraction through “incredible and mind-blowing” sex are taking things to the next level. That level is called INCEST.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 14, 2016 - 12:19 pm

This Chocolate Benedict Cumberbunny Is More Terrifying Than It Is Cute

And this is coming from someone who adores him

Danielle Henderson | March 4, 2016 - 12:30 pm

Cool, the Nina Simone Biopic That No One Wanted Is Hitting Theaters Soon

Is it possible to sue a movie trailer for assault?

Danielle Henderson | March 2, 2016 - 11:45 am

This Ad For Translation Device Ili Is Also An Ad For Sexual Harassment

“I’m going to try and kiss girls I’ve never met before using this translation device, ili.”

Megan Reynolds | January 11, 2016 - 6:45 pm

Behold! A Thong Made From A Taxidermied Rat!

It’s Chanel! Sort of!

Robyn Pennacchia | October 20, 2015 - 2:30 pm

Cincher’s Waist-Trainer: Great Women Begin Where Their Ability To Breathe Comfortably Ends

When I stepped out to grab lunch earlier, I popped into Ricky’s, a well-known local beauty supply chain with a store below our office, and noticed a display of Cincher’s…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 17, 2015 - 5:40 pm

RIP Society: Taco Bell Is Offering Taco Shells Made Out Of Fried Chicken

Fast food innovations are hit or miss. Taco Bell is especially familiar with this truism, as they are responsible for both the Doritos Locos Taco — their most successful launch…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 4, 2015 - 4:30 pm

Brave Woman Pens Inspiring Essay About Finding A Ball Of CAT HAIR In Her Vagina

We have a little game we like to play in our group chat room called “Real Or Fake xoJane Headline.” The goal, as you might expect, is to correctly guess…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 2, 2015 - 4:36 pm
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