Please Don’t Buy This Brush To “Lick” Your Cat Clean
I am in full support of being nice to your pets, but this takes things a step too far.
What Counts As Incest? This Mom/Son Pair Don’t Know, So Let’s Review
People with “genetic sexual attraction” who pursue that attraction through “incredible and mind-blowing” sex are taking things to the next level. That level is called INCEST.
J.K. Rowling Writes Innacurate Native American History Into Her New Story, Gets Her Wig Snatched
Does “J.K.” stand for “Just Kidding?”
This Chocolate Benedict Cumberbunny Is More Terrifying Than It Is Cute
And this is coming from someone who adores him
Cool, the Nina Simone Biopic That No One Wanted Is Hitting Theaters Soon
Is it possible to sue a movie trailer for assault?
This Ad For Translation Device Ili Is Also An Ad For Sexual Harassment
“I’m going to try and kiss girls I’ve never met before using this translation device, ili.”
Spelling Out Words With Your Baby’s Umbilical Cord Is Taking This Whole Miracle Of Life Shit Way Too Far
Anne Geddes wouldn’t even do this.
Behold! A Thong Made From A Taxidermied Rat!
It’s Chanel! Sort of!
Cincher’s Waist-Trainer: Great Women Begin Where Their Ability To Breathe Comfortably Ends
When I stepped out to grab lunch earlier, I popped into Ricky’s, a well-known local beauty supply chain with a store below our office, and noticed a display of Cincher’s…
RIP Society: Taco Bell Is Offering Taco Shells Made Out Of Fried Chicken
Fast food innovations are hit or miss. Taco Bell is especially familiar with this truism, as they are responsible for both the Doritos Locos Taco — their most successful launch…
Brave Woman Pens Inspiring Essay About Finding A Ball Of CAT HAIR In Her Vagina
We have a little game we like to play in our group chat room called “Real Or Fake xoJane Headline.” The goal, as you might expect, is to correctly guess…