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American Apparel’s New Swimwear Ad Goes Topless

American Apparel’s new swimwear ads are here and—OMG, are those nipples?! Yes, the gratuitously provocative ad department at American Apparel has brought us a topless model for spring. Let’s all…

Jessica Wakeman | February 23, 2011 - 1:20 pm

8 Famous Women & Their Most Nipple-y Moments

It’s frightfully cold outside–and you know what happens when it’s cold: nipples come popping out. Sweater weather often brings on the arrival of perky, pointy nipples, and many famous celebrity…

Julie Gerstein | December 15, 2010 - 5:30 pm

Perk Up Your Rack With Nipple Enhancers

You heard it here first — the bra-less look is back, y’all! But are your nipples coming up short? If your chesticles are lacking a significant eraser-head erectness, Body Perks’

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 19, 2010 - 12:20 pm

Dr. Nipple Sucker, M.D.

A Finnish doctor is on trial for sexual molestation after using a highly unorthodox method to diagnose a patient. When a 20-year-old woman came into his office complaining of nipple…

Ami Angelowicz | September 8, 2010 - 2:40 pm

Dear Wendy: “I Have Inverted Nipples”

I recently began to rekindle a romance with a guy I dated for a short time and have kept in touch with on and off for a few years. When…

Wendy Atterberry | June 21, 2010 - 3:30 pm

Nipples For Sale

NB: These are not just any nipples from the store. They are beauty nipples. Accessorize your breasts accordingly. [The Daily What] …

Susannah Breslin | April 15, 2010 - 5:40 pm

Ring! Ring! Ring! It’s The Erotica Phone

That’s not just a tacky sculpture of a woman with no nipples—that’s a vintage ad for an actual phone! I love how this redheaded lady is buck naked except for…

Jessica Wakeman | November 18, 2009 - 2:10 pm

Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s Nip Pic Isn’t What You Think

Clearly, “The View” host Elisabeth Hasselbeck never saw the episode of “Seinfeld” where Elaine sent a Christmas card with an accidental nip slip to everyone she knew, prompting the…

Ami Angelowicz | October 20, 2009 - 2:40 pm

Suck On After Dinner Nipples

Dinner mints are boring yet practical. Most of us never really considered that mints could be updated. Andes Mints were doing their job, weren’t they? But there’s always room for…

Annika Harris | August 26, 2009 - 7:10 pm

13 Things Men Don’t Understand About Women’s Bodies

A few weeks ago I turned to my guy and asked, “When you have to pee, can you feel it in your penis?” He raised his eyebrows at me and…

Jessica Wakeman | August 24, 2009 - 12:00 pm

10 Things Women Forget To Do During Sex

When it comes to men and sex, I’ve noticed that special requests usually come along the lines of an instant upgrade: if I’m giving a hand job, they ask for…

Jessica Wakeman | August 19, 2009 - 4:00 pm

Men Can Breastfeed — Seriously!

Weird alert! Besides enhancing the pectorals of the male species, male nipples can actually play a purpose other than decoration. Since men posses both mammary glands and pituitary glands––the essentials…

Justine Fields | August 17, 2009 - 8:20 pm