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Robin #Thicke’s New Video Is Full Of Nipples, Lambs & Pharrell (NSFW)

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"You're a good girl. I know you want it."

Robin Thicke is trying to make his name a #hashtag thing, and fair enough. His new song “Blurred Lines,”  featuring T.I. and Pharrell is #terrible, but nobody is gonna care once they see the unrated video for it, which is full of basically naked models and their #boobies. It’s hard to remember how the Robin Thicke/Justin Timberlake Ouroboros began — whether it was Justin mimicking Thicke or vice versa. Nevertheless, this video has it all: barenaked models dancing poorly, T.I. pulling a lady’s hair, blatant references to the size of Robin Thicke’s penis, and the line “you’re a good girl, I know you want it,” which isn’t the slightest bit rape-y or anything. Yup, this video falls squarely into the “women and their tits-as-set dressing” category. Also, inexplicably, there is a lamb in it too. We could go on and on, but we’ll leave you with the wise words of sagacious Internet commenter Sean O’Connor: “Came for the boobs, stayed for the boobs, came because of the boobs.” [YouTube]

10 Things Men Forget To Do During Sex

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No one on earth is quite as pleased as a man who has just pleased a woman between the sheets. We love the care and attention you’ve paid to us for our own benefit, but we also love watching you bask in self-satisfaction. But as satisfied as you might be with yourself, sometimes we’re not quite as satisfied as you’d hoped: something relatively minor, but highly distracting, was a bit “off.”

Don’t be offended, darlings, but a few nips and tucks in your bedroom style might speed things along (in a good way)—leaving us more time for another go at it! Keep reading »

All The Model Nip Slips — And Vaginas, Too! — From Paris Fashion Week (NSFW)

Admit it, you’re a perv. That’s why you’ve clicked on this here slideshow, featuring all manner of boobs, nipples and vaginas from the latest runway shows. And yes, they’re all there — from the gauzy breasts at Alexis Mabille, to the blatant nip slips at Elie Saab. And we haven’t even begun talking about the full frontal nudity at the latest Pamela Hogg show.

But what’s that? You’re not even reading this because you want to get straight to the models? Fine, fine. Let the nudity and NSFW glory commence.

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Valege Lingerie Presents A Pair Of Animated Tits Bumping Nipples (NSFW)

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French lingerie line Valega made some weird boob cartoons to promote their Finally Together push up bra. The ads feature animated breasts (with arms and legs) joyfully reuniting. In this commercial, right and left breasts meet at the airport and engage in a highly disturbing nipple bumping squishfest. The other spots take place respectively at a ship dock and on the set of a TV game show. I’ve included them after the jump for your viewing pleasure (maybe pleasure isn’t the right word). Breast anthropomorphism frightens me. [Ad Week] Keep reading »

19 Sexy Lingerie Models Whose Boobs Are Mysteriously Missing Nipples

It’s hard out there for a nipple. Or at least, it must be — that’s what we’ve got to assume based on the fact that so many lingerie models seem to be missing theirs these days. As we attempted to shop for sexy V-Day lingerie, we were struck by all of these hapless models, who’ve gone through life (or, ha! at least a lingerie catalog photoshoot) sans nips. So we decided to do some serious investigating to find out where all these nipples have run off to…

Check out more sexy Valentine’s Day-worthy lingerie on our Pinterest board!

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Dita Von Teese Talks Beauty, Confidence And Nipple Hair

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“Confidence is the important thing with beauty, mostly. It’s really about doing what you believe is beautiful. I feel most beautiful when I have my red lips on and when I have my cat eyeliner on and my hair curled—that’s what I feel good in, even though lots of people will see me with straight hair and no makeup on, and they’ll say I look so much younger. I don’t really care, though. I don’t care if they think I look prettier without the makeup and hair — it’s about what makes you feel good about yourself. I like having makeup on; I like the discipline it requires. For example, I can’t just dive into a cheeseburger; I’ll have some nice grilled chicken … or a salad. Although salad is hard to eat with lipstick on, too. (Laughs) But there’s a discipline involved … you can’t touch your face with your hands as often, which is good, because you won’t get sick as often. It’s like wearing high heels: there’s a ladylike discipline involved with wearing high heels or a corset … or pencil skirts. Suddenly you have to change the way you are in the world, and I think makeup and hair are a little like that.”

– Dita Von Teese gave an epic interview to beauty blog Into The Gloss and I love this quote. Beauty (and fashion!) should be about what you think looks good on yourself and what makes you feel beautiful. Is that being a tomboy? Is that being uber-feminine like Dita? You should not let the multi-million dollar beauty and fashion industries dictate how you should present yourself anymore than you should let religious folks, feminists, or Internet commenters dictate that. Whatever you want to do for you is your choice.

After the jump, Dita gets serious and talks … dun-dun-duhnnnnnnnn … nipple hair: Keep reading »

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