Posts tagged "nipples"

Nipples For Sale

NB: These are not just any nipples from the store. They are beauty nipples. Accessorize your breasts accordingly. [The Daily What]…
By: Susannah Breslin / April 15, 2010

Ring! Ring! Ring! It’s The Erotica Phone

That's not just a tacky sculpture of a woman with no nipples—that's a vintage ad for an actual phone! I love how this redheaded lady is buck naked except for the gold leaves covering up her lady bits to preserve her modesty. To see a full-sized (NSFW) pic, click after the jump...
By: Jessica Wakeman / November 18, 2009

Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s Nip Pic Isn’t What You Think

Clearly, “The View” host Elisabeth Hasselbeck never saw the episode of “Seinfeld” where Elaine sent a Christmas card with an accidental nip slip to everyone she knew, prompting the famous line, “Your whole life, you go through painstaking efforts to hide your nipple and BOOM, suddenly hundreds of people get their own personal shot…
By: Ami Angelowicz / October 20, 2009

Suck On After Dinner Nipples

Dinner mints are boring yet practical. Most of us never really considered that mints could be updated. Andes Mints were doing their job, weren't they? But there's always room for improvement. Who would have guessed that changing their shape could make mints so interesting? I'd take the After Dinner Nipples, which are filled with mint…
By: Annika Harris / August 26, 2009

13 Things Men Don’t Understand About Women’s Bodies

A few weeks ago I turned to my guy and asked, "When you have to pee, can you feel it in your penis?" He raised his eyebrows at me and said, "No, Jess, I feel it in my bladder, like every other human being." Well, excuse me for not knowing much about male anatomy.
By: Jessica Wakeman / August 24, 2009

10 Things Women Forget To Do During Sex

When it comes to men and sex, I've noticed that special requests usually come along the lines of an instant upgrade: if I'm giving a hand job, they ask for a blowjob, and if I'm giving a blowjob, well, why not full-on sex? That's simple enough for me to handle if it makes sexytime…
By: Jessica Wakeman / August 19, 2009

Men Can Breastfeed — Seriously!

Weird alert! Besides enhancing the pectorals of the male species, male nipples can actually play a purpose other than decoration. Since men posses both mammary glands and pituitary glands––the essentials for lactation -- they also have the ability to breastfeed. When the factors align properly, some doctors believe that men can partake…
By: Justine Fields / August 17, 2009

Nothing Comes Between Rihanna And Her Nippies

Yesterday, Catherine polled readers about this odd see-through shirt trend (and according to the results, over half of you are anti-), but what we failed to mention is that Rihanna is not only the ringleader of this scary mid-'90's throwback, she's by far the most in your face about it as well. Witne…
By: Erin Flaherty / July 31, 2009

Perky Boobs Are On The Rise With—Ouch!—Nipple Surgery

Who's your nipple role model? Have no idea what we're talking about? Good. You haven't been brainwashed by yet another plastic surgery trend we don't understand: nipple surgery to change the shape, color or size of your areolae.
By: Jessica Wakeman / June 22, 2009

The Case Of Huffington Post Sexism

There's been some…
By: Jessica Wakeman / June 10, 2009

Nipple Non Grata: Bring Out The Boobs

Everyone has got nipples, but not everyone can show them. Dudes, even ones with man boobs and Mormons, can pose for pics shirtless. Now, when a woman goes topless, the tits have hit the fan! As our own editor Amelia has shown, you’ve got to cover nips with Photoshopped o…
By: Simcha / June 9, 2009

Sunbathe Topless Without Burning Your Nipples

While Europeans are known for spending the summer lazing about the beach topless, we Americans have more modest sunbathing practices, which involve covering up our boobs and bums. But if you're taking vacation in France this summer, you'll be able to test the topless waters without showing your peaks to the entire Riviera. Starting i…
By: Catherine Strawn / May 14, 2009

Thoughts From Guys On Our IM: All About Nipples

Lately I've noticed that a lot of stars are showing up events or are photographed with visible nipple action, either in the form of hard, erect nipples poking through shirts (Paris Hilton), or thin fabric exposing the slightest bit of areolae shape and color (Beyonce, I am talking to you). With the insane array of…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 3, 2009

Nippies For Your Nipples

On last week's episode of "The Rachel Zoe Project," crybaby assistant stylist Brad Goreski got busted for forgetting to leave Rachel a fashion kit with which to style Cameron Diaz for the Academy Awards. That kit includes nipples covers -- as Brad explains: "[I]f one of our clients is wearing a chiffon dress,…
By: Susannah Breslin / October 20, 2008

How To Wear Sheer Clothes So You Don’t Look Like A Hoochie

On the runways the last couple seasons, designers have been showing off models' breasts with sheer tops and no bras in sight. Check out the NSFW see-through designs from last week's London Fashion Week, then promise us you will never show your nipples in public.
By: Catherine Strawn / September 24, 2008

Starbucks Unveils Its New Topless Logo

What do you think of Starbucks new logo? Some people are not pleased with the mermaid lady's newly-exposed nipples and have started calling the chain "Slutbucks". All we care about is whether the slutty new mermaid doesn't burn her coffee like the old one did. [StarTribune.com]…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 15, 2008
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