If one rule holds true about human sexuality, it’s that everyone goes hogwild for boobs — big bazoongas, itty bitty titties, sideboob, underboob, nip slips, boob tricks, cleavage! Tits, tits, tits! chants the human race. Although we’ve known this forever because DUH, a groundbreaking new study published in the journal Sex Roles confirms once and for all that all human creatures love to ogle boobs. After hooking people up to eye censors and forcing them to look at boobie pics (the horror!), researchers discovered that “both sexes fixed their gaze more on women’s chests and waists and less on faces.” Yep, science has officially proven that it’s not just straight dudes who love to stare at boobs; gay men and straight women are also guilty of ignoring the “my eyes are up here” rule. We love to look tits, too. Why, you ask? Here are some reasons we might get caught checking out other women’s boobs. [Gawker] Keep reading »
It was a tall order for indie pop singer Sky Ferreira to outdo her super chic mugshot, but she’s certainly done it. The singer shared a SFW version of the artwork from the cover of her debut album, Night Time, My Time (coming out October 29th) on Instagram. It’s got a very Janet Leigh in “Psycho” vibe. Of course, someone found the unedited version of the photo taken by filmmaker Gaspar Noe, because BOOBS!
As for her arrest, she made a statement to Billboard saying:
“I legally can’t say much about what happened, but it’s not what it all seems. I kind of got fucked with. … No one actually knows what happened besides Cole and I and the Saugerties police…I know for a fact I’m not a drug addict. That’s all I really have to say about it. I know I’m not a drug addict. I’m sorry if it hurt anyone and I’m not trying to promote drugs and it’s not like an image thing whatsoever.”
Well, that settles that. You can see the NSFW version of the photo after the jump. [Spin] Keep reading »
You’re nobody in Hollywood until you’ve had a nip slip at a major awards show. That means Tina Fey has finally made it. While accepting her Emmy last night, some hawk-eyed viewer whose job it is to watch the Emmy’s specifically for nipple, spotted Tina’s exposed teet for one millisecond and alerted the internet at large. Sadly, it was the most exciting thing that happened during the show. You can see her NSFW nipple and areola in all their Tina Fey glory after the jump. This changes absolutely nothing about how we feel about her. [Elvis Duran] Keep reading »
“I’ve done some topless photo shoots before but never completely nude. It was very sexy and I like that. At first I thought, ‘Okay, let’s just do topless’ … but, again, my wife and her friends were like, ‘No way … go all the way.’ I think we definitely pushed the envelope.”
– Robin Thicke explains how this picture of him with five naked women on the cover of Treats! Magazine came to be. “In addition to hanging out with some of the hottest Treats! you’ve ever seen, he talks about staying humble in the face of worldwide success,” says the magazine’s teaser. Oh yes, this is certainly a photo that communicates “humbleness.” You can see the NSFW version here. There are more pictures inside the magazine of him coming in sniffing distance of naked ass crack. Further support of the theory that he and Paula Patton have an open relationship. [NYMag.com]
Hundreds of people were forced to flee a UK tattoo convention when a burlesque dancer’s flaming nipple tassels triggered the fire alarm. Go Go Amy, a member of the Pretty Things Peep Show, was performing her act which featured fire-eating and fiery nipple tassels, when the smoke emanating from her nipples set off the fire alarm, sending patrons running for the exit.
“They weren’t meant to use fire in the act but I think they just completely forgot … It was one of those priceless moments that people will be talking about for years. It was incredible how quickly the building was evacuated,” said the event organizer.
Ah, the power of flaming nipples. I will remember this trick next time I want to get hundreds of people to bend to my will. [Daily Record]
Plucking nipple hair is no longer enough when it comes to boob maintenance. In the UK, nipple tattooing, or “tittooing” as it’s called, is becoming popular for women who want “the perfect boobs” (whatever that means). The semi-permanent treatment, which started as a medical procedure for breast reconstruction patients, is now being done cosmetically to darken, enlarge and define women’s nipples and areolas. The two-hour procedure costs about $2,000 for both nipples and lasts for about a year.
“A lot of people want their nipples made darker. It’s the fashion. Some people think theirs are too pink or their boyfriends want them done. I think sometime they are doing it because they are conscious of them being pale and they think it’s fashionable to have dark nipples … The girls get them done so they can go topless and not be embarrassed, or when they’re in a changing room and getting changed. They can go on holiday in front of their partners, go for massages, spray tans and just not be conscious of their body,” said a tittoo technician. Keep reading »