Pete Wentz says that wife Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is due at “any point now.” Get your flat-irons hot! [Us Weekly]
Madonna and Alex Rodriguez had a little romantic rendezvous at Jerry Seinfeld’s Hamptons mansion this past weekend. Hope the Seinfeld’s washed the sheets when they left! [Us Weekly]
Hey look! It’s Criss Angel, apparently tonguing some…
Plus, Rihanna adopted a puppy she found wandering around a club bathroom!
Context, folks. It’s all about context. …
This is the first and only time I genuinely mean it when I say POOR PARIS HILTON.
Wait what?? Yay!