This huge inflatable duck terrorizing Scotland is a sure sign 2016 is the end
Humans have been predicting the end of the world since the very beginning of human consciousness, but a giant inflatable duck falling on a Scotland highway is probably one of the…
Woman live tweets the horror of sitting next to extremely creepy doll on red-eye flight
Let’s all just go home now.
A Woman Murdered Her Husband And Made Him Into Doggie Treats
The details themselves are not funny or pretty, so proceed with caution.
Ben Carson Asks ‘Can Someone Please Attack Me,’ And Other GOP Debate Highlights
That moment of naked honesty sums up how I feel every time I watch a GOP debate.
The Egg Master Is The Kitchen Gadget Of Our Collective Nightmares
But wait, there’s video!
Oh No: There’s A Sugar Ray/Uncle Kracker/Better Than Ezra Super Group Now
It’s so bad. It’s just so, so bad.
Lifetime’s “Full House” Movie Is Not A Porn Parody, Even Though It Sure Looks Like One
Meet the dollar-store version of the Tanners.
This Tequila Ad Featuring Justin Timberlake Dressed As A Lime Is Not Okay
Hard pass on the tequila, forever.
JNCOs Are Rising From Their Grave, Set To Make A Comeback In 2015
Ready your body for the return of JNCOs the preferred jean of dirtbags everywhere. According to The FADER, a Chinese investor has given them a bunch of cash that’ll allow…
Taylor Swift’s New Waxwork At Madam Tussauds Will Haunt Your Dreams
Please do not look at this photo of Taylor Swift’s new “waxwork” at Madam Tussauds, because I am pretty sure that it is a gateway to the underworld, and will…
My Nightmare: Portland Woman Stuck In Crawl Space Between Two Buildings, Firemen Using Lube To Get Her Out
Guys, I am kind of hyperventilating just thinking about this, but a woman in Portland, Oregon, is stuck in between two buildings, after falling while climbing. Nobody’s really sure what…