nightmares

This huge inflatable duck terrorizing Scotland is a sure sign 2016 is the end

Humans have been predicting the end of the world since the very beginning of human consciousness, but a giant inflatable duck falling on a Scotland highway is probably one of the

Bronwyn Isaac | September 26, 2016 - 3:35 pm

A Woman Murdered Her Husband And Made Him Into Doggie Treats

The details themselves are not funny or pretty, so proceed with caution.

Bronwyn Isaac | April 7, 2016 - 10:39 am

Ben Carson Asks ‘Can Someone Please Attack Me,’ And Other GOP Debate Highlights

That moment of naked honesty sums up how I feel every time I watch a GOP debate.

Bronwyn Isaac | February 26, 2016 - 11:45 am

The Egg Master Is The Kitchen Gadget Of Our Collective Nightmares

But wait, there’s video!

Megan Reynolds | July 16, 2015 - 2:30 pm

Oh No: There’s A Sugar Ray/Uncle Kracker/Better Than Ezra Super Group Now

It’s so bad. It’s just so, so bad.

Robyn Pennacchia | June 24, 2015 - 9:02 am

Lifetime’s “Full House” Movie Is Not A Porn Parody, Even Though It Sure Looks Like One

Meet the dollar-store version of the Tanners.

Megan Reynolds | June 4, 2015 - 5:00 pm

This Tequila Ad Featuring Justin Timberlake Dressed As A Lime Is Not Okay

Hard pass on the tequila, forever.

Megan Reynolds | May 4, 2015 - 5:30 pm

JNCOs Are Rising From Their Grave, Set To Make A Comeback In 2015

Ready your body for the return of JNCOs the preferred jean of dirtbags everywhere. According to The FADER, a Chinese investor has given them a bunch of cash that’ll allow…

Megan Reynolds | February 20, 2015 - 9:00 am

Taylor Swift’s New Waxwork At Madam Tussauds Will Haunt Your Dreams

Please do not look at this photo of Taylor Swift’s new “waxwork” at Madam Tussauds, because I am pretty sure that it is a gateway to the underworld, and will…

Megan Reynolds | February 10, 2015 - 2:30 pm

My Nightmare: Portland Woman Stuck In Crawl Space Between Two Buildings, Firemen Using Lube To Get Her Out

Guys, I am kind of hyperventilating just thinking about this, but a woman in Portland, Oregon, is stuck in between two buildings, after falling while climbing. Nobody’s really sure what…

Julie Gerstein | January 16, 2013 - 10:20 am
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