nightmares

News

Humans have been predicting the end of the world since the very beginning of human consciousness, but a giant inflatable duck falling on a Scotland highway is probably one of the more simultaneously absurd and convincing prophetic gestures of The End Times to date. READ MORE »


News

Let’s all just go home now. READ MORE »


The details themselves are not funny or pretty, so proceed with caution. READ MORE »


News

That moment of naked honesty sums up how I feel every time I watch a GOP debate. READ MORE »


Style

But wait, there’s video! READ MORE »


Entertainment

It’s so bad. It’s just so, so bad. READ MORE »


Entertainment

Meet the dollar-store version of the Tanners. READ MORE »


Entertainment

Hard pass on the tequila, forever. READ MORE »


Entertainment

Andy, why. READ MORE »


Style

Ready your body for the return of JNCOs the preferred jean of dirtbags everywhere. According to The FADER, a Chinese investor has given them a bunch of cash that’ll allow them to come back strong and powerful and wider-legged in 2015. For those of you unfamiliar, JNCOs are those wide-legged, high-waisted denim nightmares, sold at… READ MORE »


Celebs

Please do not look at this photo of Taylor Swift’s new “waxwork” at Madam Tussauds, because I am pretty sure that it is a gateway to the underworld, and will unhinge its jaw to swallow you whol and spit you out,  leaving a pile of charred bones and tattered cloths at your desk. [h/t Mashable]… READ MORE »


News

Guys, I am kind of hyperventilating just thinking about this, but a woman in Portland, Oregon, is stuck in between two buildings, after falling while climbing. Nobody’s really sure what the woman — who is allegedly in her 20s — was doing when she fell, but my guess is something dumb like parkour. Either way,… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

Almost every night this week, I’ve woken up in the middle of the night with some heinous nightmares. One night, my good friend, who’s about to get married, told me the wedding was off because she’d decided to date one of my exes, in another, I was being held at gun point, last night, my… READ MORE »


health

A few nights ago, I watched a giant spider slowly creep across my bedroom wall, leering at me with eight beady eyes. I held my breath as its hairy legs traversed framed pictures, approaching me with increasing speed until it finally leapt off the wall and landed in my hair. I screamed and madly raked… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

This is going to be my last Breakup Diaries column, I think. I feel like I’ve reached an end to the deep mourning process that is a breakup and with 2009 being a new year, I’m ready for a fresh start. While my mind feels ready for that, and my body too (thanks $527 makeREAD MORE »