Posts tagged "nightmares"

JNCOs Are Rising From Their Grave, Set To Make A Comeback In 2015

Ready your body for the return of JNCOs the preferred jean of dirtbags everywhere. According to The FADER, a Chinese investor has given them a bunch of cash that’ll allow them to come back strong and powerful and wider-legged in 2015. For those of you unfamiliar, JNCOs are those wide-legged, high-waisted denim nightmares, sold at…

By: Megan Reynolds / February 20, 2015

Taylor Swift’s New Waxwork At Madam Tussauds Will Haunt Your Dreams

Please do not look at this photo of Taylor Swift’s new “waxwork” at Madam Tussauds, because I am pretty sure that it is a gateway to the underworld, and will unhinge its jaw to swallow you whol and spit you out,  leaving a pile of charred bones and tattered cloths at your desk. [h/t Mashable]…

By: Megan Reynolds / February 10, 2015

My Nightmare: Portland Woman Stuck In Crawl Space Between Two Buildings, Firemen Using Lube To Get Her Out

Guys, I am kind of hyperventilating just thinking about this, but a woman in Portland, Oregon, is stuck in between two buildings, after falling while climbing. Nobody’s really sure what the woman — who is allegedly in her 20s — was doing when she fell, but my guess is something dumb like parkour. Either way,…

By: Julie Gerstein / January 16, 2013

4 Tips For Understanding Your Nightmares

Almost every night this week, I’ve woken up in the middle of the night with some heinous nightmares. One night, my good friend, who’s about to get married, told me the wedding was off because she’d decided to date one of my exes, in another, I was being held at gun point, last night, my…

By: Ami Angelowicz / December 3, 2012

Help! How Do You Deal With Nightmares?

A few nights ago, I watched a giant spider slowly creep across my bedroom wall, leering at me with eight beady eyes. I held my breath as its hairy legs traversed framed pictures, approaching me with increasing speed until it finally leapt off the wall and landed in my hair. I screamed and madly raked…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / June 20, 2012

The Breakup Diaries: Get The %$#@ Out Of My Dreams

This is going to be my last Breakup Diaries column, I think. I feel like I’ve reached an end to the deep mourning process that is a breakup and with 2009 being a new year, I’m ready for a fresh start. While my mind feels ready for that, and my body too (thanks $527 make

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 7, 2009