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Snooki & Baby Lorenzo Pose For People Magazine Cover

Jersey Shore Cancelled
No more gym, tanning and laundry! Read More »
Snooki Gives Birth
Baby Lorenzo has his work cut out for him. Read More »
Pregnant Snooki In Heels
Not working out so well, huh? Read More »
Pauly Gets Waxed
Watch Pauly D get his nose hair waxed. Read More »

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So, Yeah: Snooki Gave Birth To Baby Lorenzo, Is Officially A Mom

Today in “Save Some Babies For The Rest Of Us!!!” news, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has given birth! Snooki and her fiance Jionni LaValle welcomed son Lorenzo early this morning, with the little meatball weighing in atĀ 6 lbs, 5 oz. No word on whether Pauly D was in the delivery room. Anyway, congrats and stuff! [People]

Snooki's Pregnant!
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Pregnant Snooki In Heels
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Snooki Will Remain Pregnant In Heels, Reveals Baby’s Name

  • This morning on “Good Morning America,” “Jersey Shore” star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi said she plans on rocking high heels throughout her pregnancy. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
  • Speaking of Snooki, what is she planning on naming her little meatball? Find out! [YourTango]
  • What does your breakfast have to say about your dating life? Hmm, I either don’t eat breakfast or have something unhealthy. Sounds like my dating life. [College Candy]
  • Kris Humphries had to call the FBI about his ex — no, not Kim Kardashian! [Newser] Keep reading »

Snooki Confirms Pregnancy, Shows Off Teensy Baby Bump

Well, this is officially happening. I’m not quite sure what to say about it other than my uterus is weeping. For some reason, whenever a celeb who’s significantly younger than me (Hilary Duff, Kristin Cavallari, etc.) gets knocked up, I take it as a personal affront. Leave one for me, guys. Anyway, as for our favorite stuffed meatball, Snooki says, “I have different priorities now. I don’t care what anybody else thinks.” [Us Weekly]

Hide The Booze! Snooki Might Be Pregnant

Snooki's New Tattoo
snooki new tatoo
The meatball got a questionable new tattoo. Read More »
Snooki Is No Scientist
Questionable Beauty And Hygiene Tips From Celebrities
Snooki made one of the worst scientific claims of 2011. Read More »
Snooki Talks Booze
Snooki knows she's a freakin' alcoholic. Read More »
Snooki pregnant photo

UPDATE, 1:44P.M.: Praise be to sopressata, Snooki is denying the pregnancy. Drink on, girl. [MTV]

Snooki is pregnant with her first child by her boyfriend Jionni LaValle, Star magazine is claiming. Do we really believe she is willing to forgo pickling her uterus in booze for nine months to bring another little meatball into the world? Doubtful, as 24-year-old Snooki has the maturity of a 12-year-old 11-year-old 10-year-old girl.

Alas, fetal alcohol syndrome is not something to joke about, so we are hoping this is not true.  The mag also claims that the spin-off Snooki and J-Woww have been filming will have to be tweaked to reflect Snooki’s pregnancy … it’s also possible this rumor is just free PR. So take it with the grain of salt on your margarita. [RadarOnline]

Snooki Has Given Up Margaritas

“As everyone’s planning their night at the club … I’m wondering when Gold’s [Gym] closes …[I have] egg whites in the morning and chicken and salads … And if you do drink, it’s gotta be clear liquors. [Margaritas] are, like, a million calories.”

– Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi on her new fitness regime. I mean, good for her. But I will certainly miss watching her get sloppy. I’m sure she’ll be just as entertaining sober. And what about pickles? I hope she still eats! [People] Keep reading »

The Most Amazing Quotes From Snooki’s Debut Novel, “A Shore Thing”

Put aside the latest Jonathan Franzen! Set down that copy of War & Peace that you’ve been trying to get through for the last five years. A real work of literary genius is about to hit bookshelves — Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s A Shore Thing is out this week! The New York Post scored a copy of the “Jersey Shore” guidette’s debut novel and leaked some of the choicest quotes. So, what can we expect from the reality tv star turned author? Find out, after the jump … [NY Post] Keep reading »

Free Snooki! Nicole Polizzi Arrested For Disorderly Conduct

Gosh. It’s not even 5 p.m., quittin’ time here on the East Coast, and already Snooki is raising hell. “Jersey Shore” star Nicole Polizzi was arrested by police in Seaside Heights, New Jersey, for disorderly conduct, police sources tell TMZ. Was it another drink-throwing incident? A slap fight? Were hair extensions yanked? No details have emerged yet, but currently our girl Snooki is in police custody. Pray for her, dear readers! We will keep you posted on up-to-the-minute details on this important story of spray tans and justice throughout the weekend … unless there’s something good on TV and we can’t be bothered. [TMZ.com] Keep reading »

Ugh. Snooki Charged In Friend’s Drunk Driving Death In ’04

Even the deaf and blind know Snooki likes her booze. But yesterday RadarOnline.com revealed exclusively that my favorite “Jersey Shore” guidette was criminally charged in the 2004 drunk driving death of one of her classmates. Ugh! According to Radar, Snooks (neé Nicole Polizzi) hosted a drinking party in her mom’s basement the night before Thanksgiving in 2004 and she sold alcohol to minors. Sadly, one of her guests, Marlboro High School senior Michael Truncali, died early Thanksgiving morning after leaving her house and was found to have a blood alcohol level over twice the legal limit. Keep reading »

Snooki’s Nude Photos Were Inevitable, Weren’t They?

Not that the “Jersey Shore” girls left much to the imagination in the first place, but gossip site RadarOnline.com says that nude photos and video of Snooki (aka Nicole Polizzi) are allegedly being shopped around to various media outlets. Snooki is the second guidette to have an alleged nudie pix scandal in a matter of weeks: Radar also claims to have seen nude photos of JWoww (aka Jenni Farley). Honestly, who would pay for nude pics of Snickers or JWoww when you could probably see both of their goods after a few shots of Jager, anyway? Trust me, that last observation was offered with nothing but love. [RadarOnline.com] Keep reading »

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