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Snooki & Baby Lorenzo Pose For People Magazine Cover

Jersey Shore Cancelled
No more gym, tanning and laundry! Read More »
Snooki Gives Birth
Baby Lorenzo has his work cut out for him. Read More »
Pregnant Snooki In Heels
Not working out so well, huh? Read More »
Pauly Gets Waxed
Watch Pauly D get his nose hair waxed. Read More »

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So, Yeah: Snooki Gave Birth To Baby Lorenzo, Is Officially A Mom

Today in “Save Some Babies For The Rest Of Us!!!” news, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has given birth! Snooki and her fiance Jionni LaValle welcomed son Lorenzo early this morning, with the little meatball weighing in atĀ 6 lbs, 5 oz. No word on whether Pauly D was in the delivery room. Anyway, congrats and stuff! [People]

Snooki's Pregnant!
And engaged. Oh, dear. Read More »
Pregnant Snooki In Heels
Not working out so well, huh? Read More »

Snooki Will Remain Pregnant In Heels, Reveals Baby’s Name

  • This morning on “Good Morning America,” “Jersey Shore” star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi said she plans on rocking high heels throughout her pregnancy. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
  • Speaking of Snooki, what is she planning on naming her little meatball? Find out! [YourTango]
  • What does your breakfast have to say about your dating life? Hmm, I either don’t eat breakfast or have something unhealthy. Sounds like my dating life. [College Candy]
  • Kris Humphries had to call the FBI about his ex — no, not Kim Kardashian! [Newser] Keep reading »

Snooki Confirms Pregnancy, Shows Off Teensy Baby Bump

Well, this is officially happening. I’m not quite sure what to say about it other than my uterus is weeping. For some reason, whenever a celeb who’s significantly younger than me (Hilary Duff, Kristin Cavallari, etc.) gets knocked up, I take it as a personal affront. Leave one for me, guys. Anyway, as for our favorite stuffed meatball, Snooki says, “I have different priorities now. I don’t care what anybody else thinks.” [Us Weekly]

Hide The Booze! Snooki Might Be Pregnant

Snooki's New Tattoo
snooki new tatoo
The meatball got a questionable new tattoo. Read More »
Snooki Is No Scientist
Questionable Beauty And Hygiene Tips From Celebrities
Snooki made one of the worst scientific claims of 2011. Read More »
Snooki Talks Booze
Snooki knows she's a freakin' alcoholic. Read More »
Snooki pregnant photo

UPDATE, 1:44P.M.: Praise be to sopressata, Snooki is denying the pregnancy. Drink on, girl. [MTV]

Snooki is pregnant with her first child by her boyfriend Jionni LaValle, Star magazine is claiming. Do we really believe she is willing to forgo pickling her uterus in booze for nine months to bring another little meatball into the world? Doubtful, as 24-year-old Snooki has the maturity of a 12-year-old 11-year-old 10-year-old girl.

Alas, fetal alcohol syndrome is not something to joke about, so we are hoping this is not true.  The mag also claims that the spin-off Snooki and J-Woww have been filming will have to be tweaked to reflect Snooki’s pregnancy … it’s also possible this rumor is just free PR. So take it with the grain of salt on your margarita. [RadarOnline]

Snooki Has Given Up Margaritas

“As everyone’s planning their night at the club … I’m wondering when Gold’s [Gym] closes …[I have] egg whites in the morning and chicken and salads … And if you do drink, it’s gotta be clear liquors. [Margaritas] are, like, a million calories.”

– Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi on her new fitness regime. I mean, good for her. But I will certainly miss watching her get sloppy. I’m sure she’ll be just as entertaining sober. And what about pickles? I hope she still eats! [People] Keep reading »

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