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Hide The Booze! Snooki Might Be Pregnant

Jessica WakemanFebruary 1, 2012 //
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Snooki pregnant photo

UPDATE, 1:44P.M.: Praise be to sopressata, Snooki is denying the pregnancy. Drink on, girl. [MTV]

Snooki is pregnant with her first child by her boyfriend Jionni LaValle, Star magazine is claiming. Do we really believe she is willing to forgo pickling her uterus in booze for nine months to bring another little meatball into the world? Doubtful, as 24-year-old Snooki has the maturity of a 12-year-old 11-year-old 10-year-old girl.

Alas, fetal alcohol syndrome is not something to joke about, so we are hoping this is not true.  The mag also claims that the spin-off Snooki and J-Woww have been filming will have to be tweaked to reflect Snooki’s pregnancy … it’s also possible this rumor is just free PR. So take it with the grain of salt on your margarita. [RadarOnline]

Snooki Has Given Up Margaritas

Ami AngelowiczApril 24, 2011 //

“As everyone’s planning their night at the club … I’m wondering when Gold’s [Gym] closes …[I have] egg whites in the morning and chicken and salads … And if you do drink, it’s gotta be clear liquors. [Margaritas] are, like, a million calories.”

– Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi on her new fitness regime. I mean, good for her. But I will certainly miss watching her get sloppy. I’m sure she’ll be just as entertaining sober. And what about pickles? I hope she still eats! [People] Keep reading »

The Most Amazing Quotes From Snooki’s Debut Novel, “A Shore Thing”

Amelia McDonell-ParryJanuary 4, 2011 //

Put aside the latest Jonathan Franzen! Set down that copy of War & Peace that you’ve been trying to get through for the last five years. A real work of literary genius is about to hit bookshelves — Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s A Shore Thing is out this week! The New York Post scored a copy of the “Jersey Shore” guidette’s debut novel and leaked some of the choicest quotes. So, what can we expect from the reality tv star turned author? Find out, after the jump … [NY Post] Keep reading »

Free Snooki! Nicole Polizzi Arrested For Disorderly Conduct

Jessica WakemanJuly 30, 2010 //

Gosh. It’s not even 5 p.m., quittin’ time here on the East Coast, and already Snooki is raising hell. “Jersey Shore” star Nicole Polizzi was arrested by police in Seaside Heights, New Jersey, for disorderly conduct, police sources tell TMZ. Was it another drink-throwing incident? A slap fight? Were hair extensions yanked? No details have emerged yet, but currently our girl Snooki is in police custody. Pray for her, dear readers! We will keep you posted on up-to-the-minute details on this important story of spray tans and justice throughout the weekend … unless there’s something good on TV and we can’t be bothered. [TMZ.com] Keep reading »

Ugh. Snooki Charged In Friend’s Drunk Driving Death In ’04

Jessica WakemanMarch 19, 2010 //

Even the deaf and blind know Snooki likes her booze. But yesterday RadarOnline.com revealed exclusively that my favorite “Jersey Shore” guidette was criminally charged in the 2004 drunk driving death of one of her classmates. Ugh! According to Radar, Snooks (neé Nicole Polizzi) hosted a drinking party in her mom’s basement the night before Thanksgiving in 2004 and she sold alcohol to minors. Sadly, one of her guests, Marlboro High School senior Michael Truncali, died early Thanksgiving morning after leaving her house and was found to have a blood alcohol level over twice the legal limit. Keep reading »

Snooki’s Nude Photos Were Inevitable, Weren’t They?

Jessica WakemanFebruary 2, 2010 //

Not that the “Jersey Shore” girls left much to the imagination in the first place, but gossip site RadarOnline.com says that nude photos and video of Snooki (aka Nicole Polizzi) are allegedly being shopped around to various media outlets. Snooki is the second guidette to have an alleged nudie pix scandal in a matter of weeks: Radar also claims to have seen nude photos of JWoww (aka Jenni Farley). Honestly, who would pay for nude pics of Snickers or JWoww when you could probably see both of their goods after a few shots of Jager, anyway? Trust me, that last observation was offered with nothing but love. [RadarOnline.com] Keep reading »