Posts tagged "nickelback"

Two Men Were Arrested In Idaho For Talking About Nickelback

I know that headline makes it seem like Idaho has become a totalitarian state where the mere utterance of the name of a reviled Canadian rock band is a jailable offence, but fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on how you look at it), that’s not exactly the case. Here’s what actually happened…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / July 2, 2014

Avril Lavigne Is Supposedly Pregnant

Chavril is spawning, claims a Celeb Dirty Laundry exclusive. Chavril, for those of you who avoid Nickelback music at all costs, is the celebrity duo of Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
Britney Spears’ fiance Jason Trawick might be dumping Brit-Brit imminently. [Evil Beet Gossip]
Lindsay Lohan can’t even shit…

By: Jessica Wakeman / December 18, 2012

Watch This: An Instagram Parody, Nickelbacked For Your Pleasure

As an unabashed fan of both Instagram and Nickelback, I must admit this parody video stung a little, but it also made me laugh nonstop for three minutes. Also, I was simultaneously delighted and horrified when Julie came up with the phrase “Nickelbacked for your pleasure,” but in this case, it’s really a perfect description. [College

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / December 6, 2012

Breaking: Nickelback Has A Secret Song That Will Blow Your Mind

“This one song that I’ve got, I don’t even know what the title would be, it sounds like something John Lennon would be doing in his very psychedelic stage. It starts with these congo or bongo drums carrying this strange rhythmic pattern. And then a tambourine doing off-time hits with it… It’s pretty bizarre. But…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / November 2, 2012

4 Things That Weigh As Much As Avril Lavigne’s New Honkin’ Huge Engagement Ring

We were shocked and awed when we found out that Avril Lavigne and Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger were some kind of crazy Canadian power couple. We were further stunned to find out Chadders gifted his ladyfriend with a ginormous crack rock of an engagement ring — featuring a 14-carat diamond that’s estimated to cost around $800,000.

By: Julie Gerstein / August 23, 2012

Avril Lavigne Shows Off 14-Carat Engagement Ring With Fiance Chad Kroeger

I thought for sure this cover of Hello! Canada was fake because ChAvril LaKroeger look so ridiculous, but apparently it’s real! And so is that boulder on her ring finger. Of her new man, Avril says, “makes me laugh every day. He takes care of me in every way and is extremely attentive.” Winona already said

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 23, 2012

10 Reasons I’m Jealous Of Avril Lavigne For Getting To Marry Chad Kroeger

When the news broke last night that Avril Lavigne was engaged to be married to Chad Kroeger, lead singer of Nickelback, aka The Band That Everyone Hates, the world let out a collective, “Wait, what?” and the internet exploded with unanswered questions: Was this Canada’s version of a practical joke? What happened to Brody Jenner?

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / August 22, 2012

First Look: Chad Kroeger & Avril Lavigne’s Official Wedding Photo!

Okay, not really, but this is how we imagine the newly engaged couple — ChAvril LaKroeger, as we’re calling them — will dress for the big day. Him in a custom Justin Timberlake-inspired Canadian Tuxedo, and her in full Ed Hardy regalia. It’s a match made in tacky!

By: Julie Gerstein / August 22, 2012

WTF IS GOING ON: Avril Lavigne Is Engaged To Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger

Breaking news out of Canada tonight: Avril Lavigne, perpetually pouty singer of such hits as “Sk8er Boi,” and Chad Kroeger, lead singer of Nickelback and crooner of such romantic classics as “Something In Your Mouth,” have just announced that they are engaged. Apparently the two bonded back in February while co-writing a song for Lavigne’…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / August 21, 2012

The Black Keys Kinda Sorta Apologize To Nickelback

In their Rolling Stone cover story earlier this year, The Black Keys had some choice words for Nickelback: “Rock ‘n’ roll is dying because people became OK with Nickelback being the biggest band in the world. So they became OK with the idea that the biggest rock band in the world is always going to…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / March 22, 2012

Okay, Finally, S**t NOBODY Says

The Internet has finally folded in on itself and pooped out the daddy of all Shit People Say videos: stuff that absolutely nobody in their right mind would ever say. I mean, nobody in the history of ever has actually wanted to burn a copy of a Nickelback CD, right? [YouTube]…

By: Julie Gerstein / January 11, 2012