Posts tagged "nicholas sparks"

The CW Is Planning A TV Version Of “The Notebook,” WHY?

We already knows what happens, and it’s depressing! Plus, Ryan and Rachel won’t be in it, SO WHAT IS THE POINT?

Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 11, 2015

Professional Romancer Nicholas Sparks Loses At Romance, Separates From Wife

Nicholas Sparks, supposed romance expert and author of sappy, formulaic novels-turned-movies like “The Notebook” and “A Walk To Remember” is separating from his wife Cathy and thus has effectively failed at love. Dude, you had one job. The pair has been married for 25 years. They have five children, who am I super bummed out…

Claire Hannum / January 6, 2015

9 Signs You’re Watching A Nicholas Sparks Movie

Today, “The Best of Me” hits theaters nationwide, the ninth Nicholas Sparks adaptation to see release (and with two more in development, to boot). A Sparks adaptation has become as perennial and inevitable an event as the changing of seasons, giving appealing blond actresses and chiseled hunks paychecks for years now. The Internet has thrown

Dominick Mayer / October 17, 2014

10 Lies Nicholas Sparks Told Us About Love

Sure, we don’t turn down our friend when she suggests going to see the latest Nicholas Sparks film adaptation. (Um, hello, major eye candy!) But as we’re downing our Sour Patch Kids and Diet Coke, we’re also rolling our eyes and contemplating giving the movie the middle finger.
It’s like we’ve seen the same movie 10 time… / July 4, 2013

Every Nicholas Sparks Book Ever

I’ve never read Nicholas Sparks, nor have I seen any of the attendant Nicholas Sparks movies. But I feel like I’ve got a pretty good idea of what goes on in all of them. Behold: White people almost kissing, the book series. [Reddit]…

Julie Gerstein / March 27, 2013

First Look: “White People Embracing”

Just kidding, it’s not a new movie, it’s every Nicholas Spark book-turned-film ever. Which is your favorite? I like the one about the white heterosexual couple who is so in love but then they’re torn apart. You know, the one where they find their way back to each other — I love that awesome scene…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 22, 2012

How To Write A Nicholas Sparks Movie

“The Notebook” is one of my very favorite chick flicks, but I am well aware that it follows a pattern found in ALL stories by the writer Nicholas Sparks. Cracked has depicted just what that pattern is in a very helpful infographic. View the full shebang after the jump, but realize that it does indeed…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 7, 2010