What a lovely way to wake up to a Tuesday morning. Mystique is finally back with Beast. Or, to all you non-”X-Men” freaks out there, Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult have rekindled their adorable romance. THANK GOD! I’ve been waiting long enough for this. It was whispered that Harvey Weinstein made Jennifer give him up during awards season last year so she’d have a better shot at the oscar. I’m pretty sure Harvey was behind all the are they or aren’t they rumors regarding Jennifer and Bradley Cooper too. Well, his Machiavellian tactics worked, and now Jennifer is free to go back to living her life, which means being generally awesome, smoking weed on balconies and getting back with Marcus from “About a Boy.” Heaven. Read more on Celeb Dirty Laundry…
Feeling slightly less than dazzling this afternoon? Me too. (It’s really grey and rainy and horrible outside and my hair is frizzy; what’s your excuse?) [Um, Rachel wrote this yesterday afternoon, but I didn't get a chance to put it up until this morning. Weather is much better today! -- Amelia] I could’ve used another shot of espresso in my Americano this morning, but who needs caffeine when you can instead harness the revitalizing power of Nicholas Hoult‘s steely blue gaze? Good looks, Hoult. Now, when will he be in NYC next? Asking for a friend.
I know it’s going to be a good day when there are brand new Nicholas Hoult photos on the internet, ripe for me to get pervy about! Here he is, looking all godly and stuff alongside his “Jack The Giant Slayer” costars Eleanor Tomlinson and Ewan McGregor. I have to be honest with you, though: I might have a bone to pick with my beloved. His recent ex Jennifer Lawrence was in London over the weekend for the BAFTAs, which Nicholas also attended. We were hoping Jen was headed for a secret Hoult tryst when she arrived at Heathrow Airport incognito, but instead she was photographed crying as she left a restaurant alone Friday night. You see, I just cannot get behind anyone making lovely Jennifer Lawrence cry for any reason, and if Nicholas here had something to do with it, well… I might just have to hunt him down. God, that would be awful, wouldn’t it? Just terrible. Truly. He’s so ugly.
Jennifer Lawrence was spotted at Heathrow Airport yesterday, in an very incognito trench coat, brimmed hat and sunglasses. Maybe she’s doing promotion for “Silver Linings Playbook,” but I prefer to think she’s in London for a secret rendezvous with zombie ex-boyfriend (and native Brit) Nicholas Hoult. Normally, I would be super annoyed with another lady landing my celebrity crush, but J.Law just seems super cool and down to earth, and me, Anonymous Regular Citizen Person, feels strangely invested in her happiness. Maybe I’m a stalker? In any case, my love for Lawrence is not blind — I’m not crazy about this stupid purple fedora. But what do you think?
Earlier this week, Rachel, Jessica and I went to a screening of the new zombie movie “Warm Bodies” (in theaters February 1), and Rachel and I instantly developed uncomfortably real crush feelings for the movie’s star, Nicholas Hoult. (See also: Nicholas Hoult Gifs and Gratuitous Nicholas Hoult Photos post, please, for evidence.) Like, it’s all we’ve been talking about for the last few days and I’m starting to feel legitimately freaked out by how hot I think he is.
But here’s the thing: I’m not sure if we’re crushing on actual Nicholas Hoult or R, the character he plays in “Warm Bodies.” And yes, R is a fricking zombie. But based on R, it seems like zombies would make actually really good boyfriends. Here’s why… Keep reading »
You guys, I have a problem, and it is Nicholas Hoult. Let me preface this by saying that I generally do not foster celebrity crushes, because I have as much of a chance of getting with a celebrity as I do of getting with a fictional character or, like, a ghost. Especially one as universally appealing and charming and tall and British and nnnngghghhghduhfg as Nicholas Hoult. But I’ve been crushing on the guy since he was sexy sociopath (and brother of my eternal girl crush Effy) Tony Stonem on “Skins,” and my love was REAWAKENED after seeing his new zombie rom-com “Warm Bodies” — which is, by the way, totally adorable and actually pretty funny, but definitely could have used waaaaay more zombie dick. He is so, so cute, and it helps that he also seems like a real gentleman: he recently split with Jennifer Lawrence after two years of dating, and when reporters harassed him about her Oscar nom on a red carpet, he was mature and gracious enough to say that he was “very proud” and “rooting for her.” So sweet! Anyway, I figured I’d spend the majority of my day rounding up GIFs of him for your pleasure. You know, I was hesitant to do this post because it solidified my lot in life as a Nicholas Hoult fangirl and never Nicholas Hoult’s girlfriend, which is truly tragic, but I went ahead and did it anyway. Here are 30. I should be either canonized or committed. I have to go now, my keyboard is getting sweaty. Keep reading »