I’ve never read Nicholas Sparks, nor have I seen any of the attendant Nicholas Sparks movies. But I feel like I’ve got a pretty good idea of what goes on in all of them. Behold: White people almost kissing, the book series. [Reddit]
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First Look: “White People Embracing”
Just kidding, it’s not a new movie, it’s every Nicholas Spark book-turned-film ever. Which is your favorite? I like the one about the white heterosexual couple who is so in love but then they’re torn apart. You know, the one where they find their way back to each other — I love that awesome scene where they kiss in the rain (or was it on the beach? I forget) — but then, UGH, someone dies. I totally cried. [via IMG Fave]
How To Write A Nicholas Sparks Movie
“The Notebook” is one of my very favorite chick flicks, but I am well aware that it follows a pattern found in ALL stories by the writer Nicholas Sparks. Cracked has depicted just what that pattern is in a very helpful infographic. View the full shebang after the jump, but realize that it does indeed contain spoilers. [Cracked] Keep reading »
