Posts tagged "newlyweds"

Nebraska Newlyweds Arrested For Consummating Their Marriage At A Playground

When Miaya Smith and Saint Ramirez Jr. got married in a small ceremony at a Nebraska park, they were excited about it. Like, really excited. Like, really excited in their pants. So they did what any blissful, horny newlywed couple would have done: they ducked behind a tree in full view of their wedding guests,…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / July 19, 2013

Hitched: Reflections On The First Six Months Of Marriage

On Sunday, Patrick and I celebrated our six-month wedding anniversary by watching nearly seven hours of what Netflix claims are “Halloween favorites” and eating a delicious homemade caprese salad, as Patrick decided that six months is the “caprese anniversary.” No doubt he has some culinary deliciousness planned in six more months.

How ha…

By: Andrea Grimes / October 24, 2012

Girl Talk: I’m Doing IVF

I was never that woman who dreamt of having many children or starting my own “Brady Bunch.” Babies, little booties, and bottles were always an afterthought to enjoying a successful career, one peppered with travelling the world and enjoying a range of other adult activities a childless, flexible lifestyle could provide. However, after my husband…

By: B.B. White / September 18, 2012

Hitched: Let’s All Get Married! All Of Us!

Well, I’ve finally sobered up some from our honeymoon — real talk, y’all, I remember writing just about 10 percent of last week’s column. And now I know that there’s nothing like a honeymoon in Hawaii to remind you that you are the most boring, normal person in the whole married world, because literally everyone in Hawaii is on their…

By: Andrea Grimes / May 2, 2012

We See Chick Flicks: “Newlyweds”

Starring Edward Burns and Caitlin Fitzgerlad

Do relationships thrive on total honesty and communication? Or do omissions and little white lies keep hurt feelings at bay and  love burning strong?

These are the questions posed in “Newlyweds,” a new film written, directed and starring Edward Burns. Burns and Caitlin Fitzgerald (“It’…

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 9, 2012

Girl Talk: On Being “That Young Guy With Cancer’s Wife”

When I married Jason on August 7, 2010, the same day as his 29th birthday, we didn’t feel that marriage would change our relationship dramatically. After five years of dating, we were true partners-in-crime who had traveled the world together, raised two small dogs as though they were our children, and enjoyed daily debriefing sessio…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 6, 2011

Meet The World’s Oldest Newlyweds

It took Rose Pallard a long time to commit to her boyfriend, Forrest Lunsway. Thirty years, in fact. The two had been together that long when 90-year-old Rose finally agreed to marry Forrest—on his 100th birthday. The two tied the knot in Southern California on March 19 in a joint wedding and centenial…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / May 4, 2011

Nicole Richie Loves Using Joel’s Credit Card, Being Called Mrs. Madden

“I can take his credit card and buy anything with it without anyone questioning me about it. That’s definitely one thing I’m loving.”
Nicole Richie talks about the perks of finally marrying her baby daddy, Joel Madden. Strange, since you’d think her own card’s credit limit would allow for some pretty serious shopping sprees. After…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / February 11, 2011

Sex And The (Newly) Married Couple

This Sunday marks six months since I got hitched, and I hope this doesn’t sound all braggy, but man, these last few months have been good ones. I love being married! Even more than I thought I would. That’s not to say I didn’t imagine it would be great; I just wasn’t expecting it to…

By: Wendy Atterberry / January 21, 2010

We’re Going To The Chapel And We’re Gonna Get Arrested

We have a new duo to crown with the Stupidest Couple Award. Brian Dykes and Mindy McGhee got hitched at the Angel’s View Wedding Chapel in Tennessee. A few hours later, after closing time, they returned and robbed the place. An employee spotted them making off with the chapel’s cash box and recognized them from…

By: Jessica Goldberg / October 14, 2009

Friday Quickies!

New moms need action too! [Tango]
Ugh, we are so ashamed to say we would totally watch a Heidi & Spencer Newlyweds. [Us Weekly]
268 Words On Why Men Are Dirty Boys. [Dame]
Talking s-e-x with the ‘rents. Do or Don’t? [Dear Sugar]
How compatible are you really? [Shine]
A giant eff you to public…

By: The Frisky / April 18, 2008