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Inky The Octopus Is A True Escape Artist

Artists come in all shapes and sizes.

Bronwyn Isaac |

Erykah Badu’s Comments About How Girls Should Dress Are So Bad, And Here’s Why

And may we all remember that if Erykah fucking Badu still has shit to learn, the rest of us probably (definitely) still do too.

Bronwyn Isaac |

This New Zealand Brothel Is Raising Money For A Children’s Charity

Nicky Hughes, the owner of the brother and a committee member for Kai Kitchen, is showing that they can serve hungry children and thirsty adults.

Lauren Vinopal |

Pastafarians: It’s Not Clever Anymore

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster can now perform marriages in New Zealand, but with the current U.S. political climate, it’s hard to care.

Rebecca Vipond Brink |

Chris Brown Possibly Banned From New Zealand, Politician Tells Him To ‘Bugger Off’

Notorious woman beater and singer, Chris Brown, recently announced his upcoming December tour taking place in Auckland, New Zealand, but many people including politician and parliament member Judith Collins do…

Katrin Higher |

The Auckland Version Of The Street Harassment Video Is Just Kind Of Boring

Can this video be my life? This is awesome. The New Zealand Herald hired model Nicola Simpson to recreate the Hollaback street harassment video by walking around Auckland for 10…

Rebecca Vipond Brink |

Let’s Ogle New Zealand’s All Blacks Rugby Team Doing The Shirtless Haka Post-Tournament Win

Rugby! Like American football, but the players aren’t as huge and don’t wear helmets. Right? I think. Well, whatever! The point is, New Zealand’s All Blacks rugby team won the…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Leader Of New Zealand’s “Roast Busters” Rape Gang Goes Into Hiding

Joseph Parker, one of the leaders of that indefensible group of New Zealand gang rapists who call themselves the Roast Busters, has skipped town after allegedly receiving threats towards himself and…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Two Girls Who Were Raped By New Zealand’s “Roast Busters” Were Reportedly Told They Were “Asking For It” By Police

Yesterday, we told you about the “Roast Busters,” a disgusting sort of “club” in New Zealand where the members are privileged teen boys who lure teenage girls with alcohol, get…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

RIP Society: Police Looking For “Roast Busters,” Teen Boys In New Zealand Who Brag About Raping Drunk Girls [NSFW]

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Several teenage boys in Auckland, New Zealand, who call themselves “Roast Busters” have been raping drunk girls and then bragging about it…

Jessica Wakeman |

Sorry, You Can’t Name Your Kid “Mafia No Fear” In New Zealand

Oh, you were thinking of naming your son “Anal,” and you live in New Zealand? Too bad! The country’s Internal Affairs department vetoed the name, along with 76 others, claming…

Julie Gerstein |

New Zealand Parliament Passes Marriage Equality Law, Breaks Into Song

Today New Zealand became the 14th country (counting France, which will make it official with a final vote next week) to legalize same-sex marriage, and they rang in equality in…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger |

Teaching Old Dogs Really, Really New Tricks

There’s a joke about how there’s more sheep than people in New Zealand. And now, there’s more driving dogs than anywhere else in the world, too. Members of the New…

Julie Gerstein |

“Vagina” And “Discharge” Deemed Not Too Dirty For TV In New Zealand

Breaking news for the female anatomy! In New Zealand, it was deemed safe to use the words “vagina” and “discharge” in TV commercials. An advertisement for Carefree Acti-Fresh Panty Liners,…

Ami Angelowicz |

Pole Dancing Prostitutes Destroying Street Signs In New Zealand

It’s a sign of the times in South Auckland, New Zealand, where local prostitutes are being accused of destroying street signs by using them for pole dancing routines designed to…

The Huffington Post |

Knit New Zealand’s Penguins A Sweater Already

The penguins living on the shores of New Zealand’s north island have been suffering of late, thanks to a disastrous oil spill that occurred there earlier this month. But! Now…

Julie Gerstein |

Topless Ukrainian Feminists Protest NZ Radio Station’s Mail Order Bride Contest

A notorious topless Ukrainian feminist group turned out to protest the New Zealand radio show “Win A Wife” contest that matches up a Kiwi man with a “mail

Jessica Wakeman |

Radio Station Contest Gives Away Mail Order Bride As Prize

Wash your eyes after reading this post: A New Zealand radio station is on blast from human rights groups, the international community, and the entire Ukraine for announcing a “Win…

Jessica Wakeman |

Blond Beauty Queen Accused Of Not Looking “Indian Enough”

Something else to dislike about beauty pageants: they create expectations about what women from different cultures “should” look like. Spectators booed Kiwi model Jacinta Lal, 21, when she won the…

Jessica Wakeman |

Cash-Strapped Olympian Opens A Brothel

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Logan Campbell, a cash-strapped Olympic hopeful, recently opened a gentlemen’s club in New Zealand so he could raise money and continue the intensive training that…

Catherine Strawn |
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