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New Kids On The Block Don’t Quite Have The Right Stuff

Seriously, I heart the New Kids, but their performance on The Today Show was a travesty of epic proportions. I mean, they never could sing, but now that they are out of practice, they really, really can’t sing. Especially Jordan. What the hell happened to him? And Joey Mac! I would shed a tear if I wasn’t so mortified for them. Keep reading »

Live-Blogging The NKOTB Appearance On The Today Show

The New Kids appeared on The Today Show today to announce their big comeback. Dunno about you, but we’re excited.
8:32 Whoa, Danny still has a whole lotta face. He looks a little manorexic too. Joey didn’t actually age so well either. Jordan looks good though.
8:33 Honestly, Donnie looks kind of sexy.
8:34 Their first performance is going to be on The Today Show…but on May 16th. Boo. Thought it was today.
8:35 I think that Jonathan is still an agoraphobe….or whatever. He has that disorder where he’s scared of crowds and lots of people, which is ironic.
8:36 Honestly, I would be going just as crazy as that crowd if I was in NY. I hope the New Kids aren’t stupid and stick to performing their old hits instead of trying to have a rebirth with new material.
8:38 HATE Joey’s suit. Keep reading »

Back On The Block

Just when we think our groupie years are behind us, a pic like this comes out and makes us want to wake up at the butt crack of dawn to cry and scream “I Love You!” at the New Kids on the Block’s Today Show concert on Friday. The Boston boy band that disbanded in 1994 is back! Step by Step, they’ve been recording new material and teasing their fans with promises of a reunion and it’s finally here! They’re releasing a single this spring, which will be followed by an album and TV show this summer. Might we also suggest re-releasing the NKOTB pillowcase? Now that there together again, we want to sleep with them. The Block, as they call themselves, have been hanging tough over the past decade: Donnie became an actor like his rapper/actor brother Mark(y Mark), Jordan was on the Surreal Life III, Danny formed a record label, Joey was on Dancing with the Stars and Jonathan became a real estate developer. But now they’re back in the booty shakin’ business and writing the songs for themselves. Donnie said, “We are not pretending to be somebody else. We didn’t go country, no rap, no metal. We are who we are.” Something tells us they’ve still got the right stuff. [Boston Herald]
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New Kids Back On The Block?

Quit playing games with my heart! Oh wait, wrong boy band, but still, are New Kids on the Block getting back together or what?! People says yes, Danny says no, but then he tells you to go to the newly created NKOTB.com to check for announcements. You tease! I’m sure you boys, who are now almost 40, still got the right stuff. Leggings and Ray Bans are big again, it’s your turn to make a comeback. So, pack a bag full of condoms and hit the road already! We’ve been waiting to be loved by you since the 80’s. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. [Perez Hilton] Keep reading »

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