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Rafael Nadal Wins The French Open, Plus 13 Other Hot Tennis Dudes

Congratulations are due to Rafael Nadal, who won the French Open this weekend! Here he is looking all soulful and sexy with his trophy/cup thingy.Mmm, so many hotties in the sport of tennis, huh? Because Rafael can’t do it alone, here are some other pro tennis hotties who know how to wield their rackets. Don’t worry, we’ll keep our eyes on the balls, I mean ball.

Nerd Girl Porn: Hot Carpenters Of Film & TV

It’s not hard to understand why screenwriters love to make the male lead some kind of carpenter or woodworker: its a vaguely “manly” sounding job yet free-spirited and there’s ample opportunity to take their shirts off. I realized this the other night when I saw “Peace, Love & Misunderstanding” and fell head over heels in lust with Jeffrey Dean Morgan, who plays Catherine Keener’s super-sensitive love interest yet is also a manly-man carpenter. He’s a poor man’s Javier Bardem, but I won’t have to shank Penelope Cruz to get him in bed. Mmm-mmm. You can hammer my nail anytime, Jeffrey. Screw my bolts. Level my 2-x-4. Drill, baby, drill!

Enough with the double entendres. After the jump, eight more hot carpenters of film and television. I’m sure you’ll be impressed with how well they work with their wood. (Sorry.) 

Nerd Girl Porn: Men With Lady Hair

Israel’s F.O.D. Magazine did a photo spread of men with womanly hairstyles for its June issue. “What A Piece of Work Is Man” is meant to be a reflection on masculinity and gender perceptions in honor of this months Pride celebration. My vagina feels confused … in a good way. I’m finding myself oddly attracted to the balance of masculine and feminine. I’m in awe of how perfectly coifed they are. As a woman, I’ve never been able to achieve that state of perfection with my own hair. And I’m simultaneously hot for the half-naked male bodies. How bizarre and wonderful. Click through to see more dudes with lady hair. [Homophotography]

Photos by Asaf Einy

Nerd Girl Porn: 20 Hot Guys Pumping Gas

The hose is phallic. The grip is tight. The muscles are bulging. The fluid is flammable. What’s NOT sexy about a hot guy pumping gas?

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Nerd Girl Porn: The Wacky Fashion of Johnny Depp

Before any of you freak out, please know we have a deep and unabiding love for Mr. Johnny Depp. He’s amazing. He’s friggin’ adorable. And he will always be our number 1 (or 3) crush ever since he starred in the original “21 Jump Street.” But the man is clearly uncomfortable with being People’s Sexiest Man Alive because he mostly dresses like a country hobo just down to the city for a spoon jamboree. This has not in any way lessened our affections for him — nothing really could, not even the horrible “Rum Diaries.” — but take a gander at his sartorial history and tell me he’s not totally effing with us.

Nerd Girl Porn: 8 Famous Dudes Heating Up The Kitchen

I love to cook, don’t get me wrong, but to me, there are few things hotter than a man doing his thing — cooking, chopping, eating, smoldering — in the kitchen. Here are eight sexy celeb men doing just that…

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