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Nerd Girl Porn: 25 Teen Heartthrobs Of 1999

An even more baby-faced Joseph Gordon Levitt! A bleached blond Jude Law! Ooh, adorably boyish Ethan Embry! And more teen heartthrobs from 1999 at theBERRY!

Nerd Girl Porn: Hot Chefs

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“Top Chef” Texas contestant Ty-Lör Boring (is that his real name?) is anything but boring, especially when sprawled out buck naked on a kitchen table.  I’ve  had a peek at his sausage and let me tell you, I am suddenly craving Italian food. Is he Italian? He must be with all that hair. Anyhow, this is just one of the racy photos of Ty-Lör from his nudey spread in Headmaster magazine, an art magazine for man-lovers. What a wonderful name for a magazine If only he didn’t like to eat sausages, he might be my dream man. I’ll always be a sucker for a hot chef. They like to cook, I  like to watch them cook. They like to make me food, I like to eat it. It’s perfect! Just find me a man who feeds me and I’ll be happy in life. I’ll even do the dishes. Until then, I’ll continue to watch cooking shows and admire from afar. Click through to see more cooks I wouldn’t kick out of my kitchen … or my bed. Bon appetit! [Best Week Ever]

Nerd Girl Porn: 22 Hot Members Of The Tribe

It’s Hanukkah time again. Let us not forget to honor the hot Jewish guys who keep our flame burning all year. These sizzling members of the tribe are nothing to sneeze about. That wasn’t a “big nose” joke by the way. Click through to see some amazing Jewish men who are not the short, cheap, neurotic, mama’s boys you were expecting. L’chaim!

Nerd Girl Porn: 27 Hot Dudes Strummin’ The Guitar

Ahh, what’s not to love about a guy who can pick up a guitar and strum a little tune? Check out theBERRY’s gallery to see many more smokin’ hot guitar gods. Read more…

28 Hot Dudes Holding Cameras

Unexpected Nerd Girl Porn Alert! theBERRY has a gallery of 28 extremely attractive dudes holding cameras that gave me a sudden and surprising girl boner this afternoon. I could make a point-and-shoot joke here, but shall refrain and instead suggest you click on over to peruse the pics yourself. 

Nerd Girl Porn: Men In Short Shorts

Whether he is able to make it work or not, a man brave enough to wear short shorts deserves to be commended. Bill Clinton and Al Gore weren’t afraid to show off their presidential packages back in the day. I’m not mad at them for it either. Click on through to see some famous men wearing very short shorts, some successfully, some tragically. And after the jump, men in meggings! Keep reading »

Nerd Girl Porn: Men Who Are “Old Guy Hot”

Woody Allen is not most people’s idea of a pin-up. But Diane Keaton, who starred in Woody’s iconic films “Annie Hall” and “Manhattan,” says their romance blossomed over her attraction to his “great body.” (For his part, Diane says Woody fell for her because “he loved neurotic girls.” How … sweet?) In the 65-year-old actress’ memoir, Then Again, she writes:

It was his manner that got me, his way of gesturing, his hands, his coughing and looking down in a self-deprecating way while he told jokes. He was even better-looking in real life. He had a great body, and he was physically very graceful.

I still don’t see it — either ’70s Woody or the Woody Allen of today, who is a bona fide senior citizen at age 75. The guy just screams “geeky sex perv” to me. But hey, to each their own.

Diane Keaton does have a point about something, though: sometimes a younger woman’s attraction to an older dude isn’t necessarily because he’s “hot,” but because he is good-looking for his age. Call it, if you will, “old guy hot.”  

After the jump, dudes who are our fathers’ grandfathers’ age who we still think are pretty fine! [Daily Mail UK]

Nerd Girl Porn: Meggings, AKA Men In Leggings

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I’ve already lived through a time when it was trendy for men to wear pants so tight that you could see their junk jiggling before your eyes. Luckily, I wasn’t dating in the ’80s and had no idea what “junk” was, so it didn’t affect me directly. If celebrities are accurate predictors of what regular dudes will soon be wearing, prepare yourself to encounter another round of lycra-tastic sexiness this season. Leggings for men are back, bitch! Lil’ Wayne wasn’t embarrassed to rock these skin-tight women’s leopard print jeggings at the VMAs. Nor should he have been. Dare I say he looked kind of hot? [NY Daily News] Click through to see some more meggings. Related: Nerd Girl Porn: Men With Moobs

Nerd Girl Porn: Super Hot Dudes Holding Super Adorable Babies

Most would probably agree that the sight of a hot guy holding a baby in one of those hippie swaddle things is basically the hottest thing ever because it touches on two primal urges—the desire to f**k and the desire to procreate. I’m not saying all women want kids, but a glimpse of a hot dude holding a ridiculously cute baby is enough to make even the biggest kid hater go “hmm…” Said effect is evidenced by this recent Twit Pic of David Beckham cuddling little Harper Seven. Holy crap, I don’t even know who to swoon over. [Celebitchy]

Keep clicking for more proof.

Nerd Girl Porn: Men With Moobs

I don’t discriminate against men of any kind. I’ve dated the disabled, the bald, the fat, the moobed—you name it, I’ve let it into my bed. Imperfections only make a dude more relatable in my eyes. All of us have “flaws” — from foot nipples to cellulite — and it would be cruel to fault another human being for his. I secretly delight in finding out that a gorgeous man is is not as perfect as he appears.

Like yesterday, when we discovered that actor Jesse Metcalfe has been concealing a furtive pair of moobs. I forgive you, Jesse. In fact, I find you hotter now. [ONTD] Keep reading »

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