Tag Archives: nerd girl porn

Nerd Girl Porn: Men In Short Shorts

Whether he is able to make it work or not, a man brave enough to wear short shorts deserves to be commended. Bill Clinton and Al Gore weren’t afraid to show off their presidential packages back in the day. I’m not mad at them for it either. Click on through to see some famous men wearing very short shorts, some successfully, some tragically. And after the jump, men in meggings! Keep reading »

Nerd Girl Porn: Men Who Are “Old Guy Hot”

Woody Allen is not most people’s idea of a pin-up. But Diane Keaton, who starred in Woody’s iconic films “Annie Hall” and “Manhattan,” says their romance blossomed over her attraction to his “great body.” (For his part, Diane says Woody fell for her because “he loved neurotic girls.” How … sweet?) In the 65-year-old actress’ memoir, Then Again, she writes:

It was his manner that got me, his way of gesturing, his hands, his coughing and looking down in a self-deprecating way while he told jokes. He was even better-looking in real life. He had a great body, and he was physically very graceful.

I still don’t see it — either ’70s Woody or the Woody Allen of today, who is a bona fide senior citizen at age 75. The guy just screams “geeky sex perv” to me. But hey, to each their own.

Diane Keaton does have a point about something, though: sometimes a younger woman’s attraction to an older dude isn’t necessarily because he’s “hot,” but because he is good-looking for his age. Call it, if you will, “old guy hot.”  

After the jump, dudes who are our fathers’ grandfathers’ age who we still think are pretty fine! [Daily Mail UK]

Nerd Girl Porn: Meggings, AKA Men In Leggings

lil wayne legggings jpg
I’ve already lived through a time when it was trendy for men to wear pants so tight that you could see their junk jiggling before your eyes. Luckily, I wasn’t dating in the ’80s and had no idea what “junk” was, so it didn’t affect me directly. If celebrities are accurate predictors of what regular dudes will soon be wearing, prepare yourself to encounter another round of lycra-tastic sexiness this season. Leggings for men are back, bitch! Lil’ Wayne wasn’t embarrassed to rock these skin-tight women’s leopard print jeggings at the VMAs. Nor should he have been. Dare I say he looked kind of hot? [NY Daily News] Click through to see some more meggings. Related: Nerd Girl Porn: Men With Moobs

Nerd Girl Porn: Super Hot Dudes Holding Super Adorable Babies

Most would probably agree that the sight of a hot guy holding a baby in one of those hippie swaddle things is basically the hottest thing ever because it touches on two primal urges—the desire to f**k and the desire to procreate. I’m not saying all women want kids, but a glimpse of a hot dude holding a ridiculously cute baby is enough to make even the biggest kid hater go “hmm…” Said effect is evidenced by this recent Twit Pic of David Beckham cuddling little Harper Seven. Holy crap, I don’t even know who to swoon over. [Celebitchy]

Keep clicking for more proof.

Nerd Girl Porn: Men With Moobs

I don’t discriminate against men of any kind. I’ve dated the disabled, the bald, the fat, the moobed—you name it, I’ve let it into my bed. Imperfections only make a dude more relatable in my eyes. All of us have “flaws” — from foot nipples to cellulite — and it would be cruel to fault another human being for his. I secretly delight in finding out that a gorgeous man is is not as perfect as he appears.

Like yesterday, when we discovered that actor Jesse Metcalfe has been concealing a furtive pair of moobs. I forgive you, Jesse. In fact, I find you hotter now. [ONTD] Keep reading »

Nerd Girl Porn: 16 Hot Guys Reading

Happy Crack A Book Week! You know what makes a man instantly sexier? Literacy. Keep clicking to see some hot famous guys either engrossed in page-turning or clutching a book on the go.

Nerd Girl Porn: 12 Hot Guys From Down Under

australian guys 091009 jpg
I don’t know if it’s their sexy accents, perfect tans or sun-bleached hair, but Australian men are hot, hot, hot! And, lucky for us, Aussie hunks have managed to infiltrate every industry, from cooking to skateboarding. In honor of Australia Day, let’s go down under for some scorching hotness, mate.

We Love A Multitasking Geek


Our friends at Geekologie found this video of an amazing kid (we’re guessing he can’t be older than 13), who figured out how to solve a Rubik’s Cube while playing a wicked set of Guitar Hero. Says Geekologie, “Now I’m not sure where that’s gonna get him in life, but I’m guessing far. Far, far away from the ladies.”

Quite the contrary. We think the whiz kid may grow up to be a heartbreaker with that genius brain of his and such, erm, nimble dexterity. [Geekologie.com] Keep reading »

Check Out This Site: Nerd Boyfriend

Steve Urkel would have you thinking that he was pretty much born with suspenders and thick-rimmed glasses. Yet, the truth is, nerd style, like the disheveled hipster look, is carefully cultivated. Now, there’s NerdBoyfriend.com, a website that features pictures of dorky (yet famous) dudes, along with style suggestions on how to get those looks.

We know your guy’s been lusting after Steve Martin’s camel hair blazer and Bob Dylan’s glasses. He need look no further. You’ll find looks for well-knowns like George Harrison, Christopher Walken, and the band Kraftwerk. Mostly, we’re loving the site for the photos. Keep talking nerdy to us. [NerdBoyfriend.com] Keep reading »