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Nerd Girl Porn: The Wacky Fashion of Johnny Depp
Before any of you freak out, please know we have a deep and unabiding love for Mr. Johnny Depp. He’s amazing. He’s friggin’ adorable. And he will always be our number 1 (or 3) crush ever since he starred in the original “21 Jump Street.” But the man is clearly uncomfortable with being People’s Sexiest Man Alive because he mostly dresses like a country hobo just down to the city for a spoon jamboree. This has not in any way lessened our affections for him — nothing really could, not even the horrible “Rum Diaries.” — but take a gander at his sartorial history and tell me he’s not totally effing with us.
Nerd Girl Porn: 8 Famous Dudes Heating Up The Kitchen
I love to cook, don’t get me wrong, but to me, there are few things hotter than a man doing his thing — cooking, chopping, eating, smoldering — in the kitchen. Here are eight sexy celeb men doing just that…
Field Guide: The Hotties Of NPR
The other day, I innocently clicked through to National Public Radio’s Facebook page and saw this picture splashed across the top. Oh my, Adam Levine is looking lovelier than usual, I thought, before realizing that it wasn’t Adam Levine, sexy pop star, it was Ari Shapiro, sexy White House correspondent for NPR News. This got me wondering what other gorgeous guys are lurking behind the NPR microphones. I did a little research and came up with 8 hunky reporters, editors, contributors, and producers. Click through to check ‘em out …
Nerd Girl Porn: 13 Hot Film Goths
I’m looking forward to to seeing Sean Penn’s upcoming film, “This Must Be The Place,” where he plays a rich, depressed ’80s musician married to a fire fighter. His character, Cheyenne, is loosely based on director Paul Sorrentino and Robert Smith of The Cure with a dash of Iggy Pop and David Byrne — which means he’s a goth. Yesss! Even though some might say guyliner and Doc Martins are not the most flattering on Sean, his bravery to go goth makes him hot to me. “I’m quite convinced that there will be plenty of audience reaction [to my look] that is — I’m going to use the word ‘challenged.’ But there was a choice to make, I made it,” Sean said. That’s right Sean, goth is a choice. And you wear it well. I’ll always have a soft spot for a goth man. So sensitive, so depressed, so sexy in black, so skilled at doing the pain dance. You can take the girl out of the goth club, but you can’t take the goth club out of the girl. I’ve rounded up some of the hottest goths onscreen. Keep on clicking for your daily dose of goth porn. [NY Times]
Nerd Girl Porn: 25 Teen Heartthrobs Of 1999
An even more baby-faced Joseph Gordon Levitt! A bleached blond Jude Law! Ooh, adorably boyish Ethan Embry! And more teen heartthrobs from 1999 at theBERRY!
Nerd Girl Porn: Hot Chefs
“Top Chef” Texas contestant Ty-Lör Boring (is that his real name?) is anything but boring, especially when sprawled out buck naked on a kitchen table. I’ve had a peek at his sausage and let me tell you, I am suddenly craving Italian food. Is he Italian? He must be with all that hair. Anyhow, this is just one of the racy photos of Ty-Lör from his nudey spread in Headmaster magazine, an art magazine for man-lovers. What a wonderful name for a magazine If only he didn’t like to eat sausages, he might be my dream man. I’ll always be a sucker for a hot chef. They like to cook, I like to watch them cook. They like to make me food, I like to eat it. It’s perfect! Just find me a man who feeds me and I’ll be happy in life. I’ll even do the dishes. Until then, I’ll continue to watch cooking shows and admire from afar. Click through to see more cooks I wouldn’t kick out of my kitchen … or my bed. Bon appetit! [Best Week Ever]
Nerd Girl Porn: 22 Hot Members Of The Tribe
It’s Hanukkah time again. Let us not forget to honor the hot Jewish guys who keep our flame burning all year. These sizzling members of the tribe are nothing to sneeze about. That wasn’t a “big nose” joke by the way. Click through to see some amazing Jewish men who are not the short, cheap, neurotic, mama’s boys you were expecting. L’chaim!
Nerd Girl Porn: 27 Hot Dudes Strummin’ The Guitar
Ahh, what’s not to love about a guy who can pick up a guitar and strum a little tune? Check out theBERRY’s gallery to see many more smokin’ hot guitar gods. Read more…
28 Hot Dudes Holding Cameras
Unexpected Nerd Girl Porn Alert! theBERRY has a gallery of 28 extremely attractive dudes holding cameras that gave me a sudden and surprising girl boner this afternoon. I could make a point-and-shoot joke here, but shall refrain and instead suggest you click on over to peruse the pics yourself.
