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Nerd Girl Porn: 8 Sexy “Sausage Bread Boys” To Sink Your Teeth Into

From Bagelheads to period blood chocolate, Japan really knows how to start a trend. The latest Japanese trend you can really sink your teeth into is the rise of the unlikely sex symbol, the “sausage bread boy.”

Named after the popular Japanese snack, a hot dog baked in pastry dough, these men, who are currently considered a hot commodity on the singles scene, have body types that vaguely resemble the beloved snack: soft and doughy, fluffy in an appealing way (the illustration above shows the ideal sausage bread boy). As if they weren’t already cute enough, SBBs often dress like laid back mountain men. Yes, we’ll take an order of that, please! [Nerve]

Click through to see some of Hollywood’s sexiest SBBs available for immediate consumption. At least, visually speaking.

Nerd Girl Porn: Sexy 2014 Calendars For Every Taste (From Plumbers To Postmen)

2014 is only a few, short days away, which means you are running out of time to make your sexy man wall calendar selection. Because I know you’re preoccupied with New Year’s Eve and all that, I did you the favor of scouting some of the best options for every taste. Whether you’re into taxi drivers, mail men, baby animal lovers or nice, Jewish guys, there’s a calendar out there for you. Click through to figure out which calendar will be gracing your wall this coming year … and try not to get too excited.

Nerd Girl Porn: ‪10 Hot Guys Bundled Up In Plaid Flannel‬

It’s frigid outside. If there is a God, then one of these sexy men will let you cozy up in his plaid, flannel shirt to stay warm. And maybe hunt some dinner for you. Grab some hot apple cider and click through for  unprecedented displays of hotness perfect for the cold weather.

Nerd Girl Porn: 12 Fine, Flexible Dudes Doing Yoga

Dear dudes, let this be your subtle hint. Yoga is a good look on you. Should you need motivation to get going with your own asana practice, let these guys inspire you. Or if that doesn’t work, just imagine a room full of women practicing deep breathing and chanting the sound of OM. I guess I’m just saying…men look good in yoga pants, too. Click through to worship these real guys (and a few famous ones) who’ve managed to maneuver into some of the most difficult yoga postures.

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Nerd Girl Porn: Hot Guys With Banjos

I got my boyfriend a banjo for Christmas, partly because he really wanted one, and mostly because I think there’s nothing sexier than a man playing the banjo. If you share my love for banjo players, you’ll probably want to keep on clicking to see 16 gorgeous guys (both famous and non-famous) picking on their 5-strings…

Nerd Girl Porn: 27 Hot Guys Reading

In case we haven’t made it perfectly clear during Rad Reads Week; we love books. More importantly, we love men who love books. There’s nothing sexier than a hunk curled up with a good book. Well, the only thing better is if he’s reading it naked. Viggo Mortensen is fully clothed, yes. But this picture of him reading The Lord of the Rings is just … no words. Keep on clicking for more book porn.

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Nerd Girl Porn: The Beach Bod Edition

I still haven’t been able to figure out how a beach bod is different than a regular bod — other than the fact that the owner of bod just so happens to be at the beach. When I look at these pictures of Joe Manganiello emerging from the water like a Greek God, I stop wondering and just enjoy the view. How the … what the … #*^$)*%^()%&)(^&)?! Now I need to go for a swim. Here are some more hot male bodies that just so happen to be at the beach.

Nerd Girl Porn: Hot Guys Gettin’ Their Grill On

The men of this great nation are just as choice as the hunks of meat they’ll be BBQing for their upcoming 4th of July celebrations.  Here’s a picture of our President showing off his grill skills with celebrity chef, Bobby Flay (commander in chief of BBQ).  Yum. We just can’t get enough of the sweet taste of freedom. There’s just something about a man at the grill that makes us very … hungry. Click through to check out lots of hot guys manning grills.

Nerd Girl Porn: Hot Mermen

We don’t discriminate here at The Frisky. We celebrate the beauty of all sorts of men … tall, short, fat, thin, bald, long-haired, hoofed, or flippered. Hey, as long as he treats me well, who cares if he only has one leg, I mean fin. In honor of the Coney Island Mermaid Parade this weekend, I waded and splashed my way to the depths of the internet to find the hottest men for whom swimming is the primary form of transportation. Like this sea hunk. This is exactly what Finnick Odair of “The Hunger Games” looks like my imagination. I wouldn’t mind taking a dip with him. Click through for some more wet n’ wild merman sexiness.

Nerd Girl Porn: Super Hot Dads Holding Super Adorable Babies

Most would probably agree that the sight of a dad holding a baby in one of those swaddle things is basically the hottest thing ever because it touches on two primal urges — the desire to f**k and the desire to procreate. I’m not saying all women want kids, but a glimpse of a hot dude holding a ridiculously cute baby is enough to make even the biggest kid hater go “hmm…” Said effect was evidenced when we first saw Jay-Z holding that little bundle of Ivy Blue. Seriously. Come on. In honor of Father’s Day, we’ve rounded up DILFS holding babies. Keep clicking for more proof.

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