Halloween is the best holiday for kids ever, especially if they have folks who will take them to a pumpkin patch! It’s the perfect pre-trick-or-treating rev-up and even famous peeps make it a special time for their celebuspawns. Dang, good dads are so sexy, especially when they’re hotties with adorable kids. So let’s ogle some A-List, grade-A pops who took their kids to pick out pumpkins for Halloween. Oh baby!

Celebrities are human—seriously sexy humans. And although they look perfect most of the time, even their booty bursts up and out of their clothes. Hey, they got so much hotness, sometimes their pants just can’t hold it all in. And man, are we grateful for these bonus eyefuls of ass! In fact, we’d bow at the altar of accidental butt crack, but then our badonkadonk would pop out the top too. See how they stack up from the back.

While October is devoted to raising awareness for breast cancer, November is all about the gentlemen. During the month of November, or “Movember,” as the Movember Foundation likes to call it, men around the world will grow the kind of facial hair many of us see as gross, cheesy, and porn star-esque for a good cause. (“Mo” is slang for mustache in Australia, where Movember started, originally with the sole goal of bringing back the mustache.)

Since 2004, Movember participants have raised $47 million for its beneficiary partners, which include the Prostate Cancer Foundation and Lance Armstrong’s Livestrong Foundation. If you’re a guy who has always wanted to grow a mustache (or you’re a gal who knows such a man), sign up to participate on Movember’s website, start with a clean-shaven face at the beginning of the month, and ask for your friends’ moral and financial support throughout the month. It’s not training-for-a-marathon hard, and there are plenty of celebrities with questionable facial hair to aspire to ...

Sure, Penn Badgley of “Gossip Girl” has always been hot, but he wasn’t really on my radar until I found out that he wooed girlfriend Blake Lively with his kitchen skillz. How can you ever get mad at a man who knows that Thai food is the way to a woman’s heart?  Now that’s something worth swooning over. Confession: my lifelong dream is to marry a chef ... or, at least, a guy who will cook for me. Food and men are my two favorite things, so why not combine them? After the jump, some chefs whom I would love to get things cooking with. Bon appétit! [Popeater]

When I think of golf, I automatically think of old men in hats with knit pom-poms on top and greasy business men making sleazy deals on the green. But lately, it’s come to our attention that young, hot dudes like to golf too. Yes, they might wear weird visors, plaid pants, and ill-fitting shirts while doing it, but we think that’s kind of cute in the same way a hole in a guy’s sock can be endearing. Click on to see some of these sexy putters. Fore!

I should really get much more into basketball, because I’ve always thought tall guys were hot. And I’m not just talking tall—I like the ones who are insanely tall, who tower over me. GIANTS. After the jump, some guys well past 6 feet tall whom I wouldn’t mind reaching new heights with.

Most of the designers at New York Fashion Week are showing their womenswear collections, but that doesn’t mean they don’t understand the importance of a little eye candy. Many of the designers have sent some hot men down the runways as well, even those designers who are predominantly showing for women. Here are the 10 sexiest male models whom designers found hot enough to bring a little testosterone to the tents.

The hose is phallic. The grip is tight.  The muscles are bulging. The fluid is flammable. What’s NOT sexy about a hot guy pumping gas?

I don’t know if it’s their sexy accents, perfect tans or sun-bleached hair, but Australian men are hot, hot, hot! And, lucky for us, Aussie hunks have managed to infiltrate every industry, from cooking to skateboarding. So let’s go down under for some scorching hotness, mate.

I don’t care what anyone says, I think bald guys are sexy. I used to be anti-baldy, but a hot ex helped me see the light ... shining off the top of his head. (Sorry, couldn’t resist.) But seriously, there’s something distinguished and manly about a guy who is confident enough to either (a) shave it all off or (b) embrace his receding hairline instead of hiding behind a comb-over. Throw away your Rogaine, guys! When it comes to men’s hair my motto is: “If you don’t got it, flaunt it!” Here are some hot baldies I wouldn’t kick out of bed.

One of the finer points of male attractiveness to women is the difference between greasy and slimy. A slimy guy is up to no good, sneaky as a pickpocket, nefarious as Iago, someone like Joe Francis or Spencer Pratt (who should not be allowed to procreate).

But a greasy guy is another story. Greasy guys are actually sweethearts—you just want to dunk them in a scalding bath before taking them into your arms. Take, for instance, Justin Timberlake. JT told Allure, “My secret for my hair is that I don’t wash it. I shampoo it once every ten days or so. It’s more manageable with the natural oil.” Ten days? Oh, my.

Click through to see more hot-but-greasy guys we’d love to lather up ... and yes, there’s a Jonas brother.

When I came across these photos of Mehcad Brooks (who plays “Eggs” on “True Blood”), I realized something. Bon Temps, Louisiana may just have the hottest men in all of TV Land. Keep clicking to see proof…

Last weekend marked the 40th anniversary of Woodstock. Looking at pics of the festival, we were reminded of how freaking hot hippie guys can be. After all, what’s not to love about a long-haired dude who’s all about peace and love? We rounded up a few of our fave Woodstock-esque dudes from past and present. So peep our slideshow of hippie-dippy dudes and tell us who you like best.

Have you heard? The UFC, otherwise known as the Ultimate Fighting Championship, which features dudes beating the crap out of each other using mixed martial arts (MMA), is THE sport to watch. And it’s not just for guys—it’s for women, as well. An increasing number of ladies I know are majorly into the UFC, tuning in for fight nights with the same kind of enthusiasm teenage girls show for “Twilight.” Could it be because of all the hotties engaging in animalistic blood sport? It’s so…primal. Keep clicking to check out some of the major players…

On a recent episode of “Entourage,” Turtle (played by Jerry Ferrara) spent an inordinate amount of time marveling that Katherine Heigl would ever have sex with chubby Seth Rogen in “Knocked Up.” It was a joke that started off a little funny, but when it kept going and going (and going) it got mean. For starters, Turtle shouldn’t talk. He, of all people, should know just how hot a chubby teddy-bear dude can be. In fact, I have such a raging crush on Jerry Ferrara, that I’m still tuning into the HBO show, despite its flailing storyline.

In honor of Seth Rogen and Jerry Ferrara, not to mention the first episode of “More To Love”—which airs tonight on ABC and is, essentially, “The Bachelor” with a few extra pounds—I’ve put together a slideshow of dudes whose sex appeal is only amplified by the fact that they don’t waste precious sexytime hours at the stupid gym.

Every girl has her thing. Some of us are into boytaurs. Others like men with hairy chests. And a few are all over dudes who can read. Personally, I like bow ties. Maybe it’s because I’m jealous (I haven’t found a good way to wear them myself). Or it could be that I associate them with fancy, dress-up occasions. Either way, something about bow ties is really hot. They even make old men look cute, right?

In America, July 1st just means four days until Fourth of July fireworks. But to our neighbors to the north, it’s Canada Day! Admittedly, we know very little about Canada, other than Michael Moore has a hard-on for their nationalized health care and Montreal’s strip clubs are bangin’. 

But we’re all over Canada’s cultural exports, particularly the ones who look like they’d keep us warm on those chilly Canadian nights. Click through to see Canucks we’d like to…oh, come now, you know what we were going to rhyme that one with.

Instead of worshiping athletes and heartthrobs, I’ve always been more obsessed mythological men and circus freaks. I have a soft spot for Tree Man and am totally rooting for Wolfboy on his new dating show. Weird…I know. I am intrigued by the concept of having your oddness on display for the whole world to see, since I keep my fairly well hidden. But I guess it’s impossible to hide a branch growing out of your hand or a full coat of fur on your face? Either way, I am a sucker for an anomaly.

For all you ladies out there like me, I have discovered a new site called Boytaur.net—a collection of dudes with “at least” four legs (yes, sometimes including the penis, you dirty birds). Think boy on top, pony down below. I strangely kind of agree with the website when they say, “There’s something wildly, almost primally, attractive about a guy with four legs.” Giddy up! Here some of my favorite-featured Boytaurs, like this one who looks so pensive and thoughtful with his sweet face and his Vulcan ears. It’s not easy having hoofs.

I’ve always been a sucker for a guy with a little chest hair. Hell, even a little bit of back hair doesn’t bother me. Despite what The Observer may say, not all women are into girlie men. How else to explain the popularity of Ed Westwick, who rocks his chest hair like a modern day Tom Jones? Or Ryan Reynolds, who emphasized his Entertainment Weekly cover with a downy hair shirt? Keep clicking for photos of other celebs who know real men have hair.