I got my boyfriend a banjo for Christmas, partly because he really wanted one, and mostly because I think there’s nothing sexier than a man playing the banjo. If you share my love for banjo players, you’ll probably want to keep on clicking to see 16 gorgeous guys (both famous and non-famous) picking on their 5-strings…
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Nerd Girl Porn: 27 Hot Guys Reading
In case we haven’t made it perfectly clear during Rad Reads Week; we love books. More importantly, we love men who love books. There’s nothing sexier than a hunk curled up with a good book. Well, the only thing better is if he’s reading it naked. Viggo Mortensen is fully clothed, yes. But this picture of him reading The Lord of the Rings is just … no words. Keep on clicking for more book porn.
Nerd Girl Porn: The Beach Bod Edition
I still haven’t been able to figure out how a beach bod is different than a regular bod — other than the fact that the owner of bod just so happens to be at the beach. When I look at these pictures of Joe Manganiello emerging from the water like a Greek God, I stop wondering and just enjoy the view. How the … what the … #*^$)*%^()%&)(^&)?! Now I need to go for a swim. Here are some more hot male bodies that just so happen to be at the beach.
Nerd Girl Porn: Hot Guys Gettin’ Their Grill On
The men of this great nation are just as choice as the hunks of meat they’ll be BBQing for their upcoming 4th of July celebrations. Here’s a picture of our President showing off his grill skills with celebrity chef, Bobby Flay (commander in chief of BBQ). Yum. We just can’t get enough of the sweet taste of freedom. There’s just something about a man at the grill that makes us very … hungry. Click through to check out lots of hot guys manning grills.
Nerd Girl Porn: Hot Mermen
We don’t discriminate here at The Frisky. We celebrate the beauty of all sorts of men … tall, short, fat, thin, bald, long-haired, hoofed, or flippered. Hey, as long as he treats me well, who cares if he only has one leg, I mean fin. In honor of the Coney Island Mermaid Parade this weekend, I waded and splashed my way to the depths of the internet to find the hottest men for whom swimming is the primary form of transportation. Like this sea hunk. This is exactly what Finnick Odair of “The Hunger Games” looks like my imagination. I wouldn’t mind taking a dip with him. Click through for some more wet n’ wild merman sexiness.
Nerd Girl Porn: Super Hot Dads Holding Super Adorable Babies
Most would probably agree that the sight of a dad holding a baby in one of those swaddle things is basically the hottest thing ever because it touches on two primal urges — the desire to f**k and the desire to procreate. I’m not saying all women want kids, but a glimpse of a hot dude holding a ridiculously cute baby is enough to make even the biggest kid hater go “hmm…” Said effect was evidenced when we first saw Jay-Z holding that little bundle of Ivy Blue. Seriously. Come on. In honor of Father’s Day, we’ve rounded up DILFS holding babies. Keep clicking for more proof.
Nerd Girl Porn: Hot Guys Wrapped In American Flags In Honor Of Flag Day!
Today is Flag Day, so we thought we’d celebrate in a way only The Frisky can: by bringing you some hot guys wrapped in flags. Enjoy!
Rafael Nadal Wins The French Open, Plus 13 Other Hot Tennis Dudes
Congratulations are due to Rafael Nadal, who won the French Open this weekend! Here he is looking all soulful and sexy with his trophy/cup thingy.Mmm, so many hotties in the sport of tennis, huh? Because Rafael can’t do it alone, here are some other pro tennis hotties who know how to wield their rackets. Don’t worry, we’ll keep our eyes on the balls, I mean ball.
Nerd Girl Porn: Hot Carpenters Of Film & TV
It’s not hard to understand why screenwriters love to make the male lead some kind of carpenter or woodworker: its a vaguely “manly” sounding job yet free-spirited and there’s ample opportunity to take their shirts off. I realized this the other night when I saw “Peace, Love & Misunderstanding” and fell head over heels in lust with Jeffrey Dean Morgan, who plays Catherine Keener’s super-sensitive love interest yet is also a manly-man carpenter. He’s a poor man’s Javier Bardem, but I won’t have to shank Penelope Cruz to get him in bed. Mmm-mmm. You can hammer my nail anytime, Jeffrey. Screw my bolts. Level my 2-x-4. Drill, baby, drill!
Enough with the double entendres. After the jump, eight more hot carpenters of film and television. I’m sure you’ll be impressed with how well they work with their wood. (Sorry.)
Nerd Girl Porn: Men With Lady Hair
Israel’s F.O.D. Magazine did a photo spread of men with womanly hairstyles for its June issue. “What A Piece of Work Is Man” is meant to be a reflection on masculinity and gender perceptions in honor of this months Pride celebration. My vagina feels confused … in a good way. I’m finding myself oddly attracted to the balance of masculine and feminine. I’m in awe of how perfectly coifed they are. As a woman, I’ve never been able to achieve that state of perfection with my own hair. And I’m simultaneously hot for the half-naked male bodies. How bizarre and wonderful. Click through to see more dudes with lady hair. [Homophotography]
Photos by Asaf Einy
