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Swedish Hero Draws Penis On Frozen Lake

The Gothenberg City Council received multiple requests that the drawing be removed after the penis artist left their mark this weekend, but the ice is currently too thin to support the weight of an adult, so they are forced to let the beautiful art thaw out. More »


Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising Doesn’t Look Nearly As Terrible As You Think It Would

Do what you will with this information: Neighbors, starring Seth Rogen, Rose Byrne and Zac Efron and his  rippling abs, about a quiet family and the rowdy frat bros that move in next door, is a good movie. It’s a fine movie. You think you’ll hate it, but trust me, go watch it and, really, it’s not… More »


Life Dream Status: A House On The Water With No Neighbors

Imagine that you could say the following about your place of residence:

“My front and back and side yards are all water!”
“My commute involves a canoe!”
“My nights are noiseless except for the soothing sound of water rushing by!”
“No, seriously, I live in the middle of a fucking… More »


Who Knew Christmas Decorations Could Be Weaponized?

Want to hear a story about Christmas decorations that escalates very quickly? Then you’re in the right place, because we’re about to go down Bonkers Lane!
In Ross Township, Pennsylvania, Fairley Road is a cul-de-sac with one house in the middle. The house in the middle of the cul-de-sac belongs to Bill Ansell, who,… More »


Brilliant Guy Holds Surprise Orgy For Annoying Neighbor

I’ve dealt with an annoying neighbor or two in my day. Know how I handled it? I quietly resented them from inside my apartment until their atrocious habits became so unbearable, I was eventually forced to move out of my sun-drenched abode. The healthy way. So, I’m kind of in awe of the guy who… More »