- Did Kate Winslet marry the unfortunately-named Ned Rocknroll in a quickie, surprise wedding because she’s knocked up? New York Post “sources” say no, FWIW. [Celeb Dirty Laundry, New York Post]
- Tom Cruise’s new gal pal Cynthia Jorge is a 26-year-old Lower East Side restaurant manager from Queens, which means she might be neighbors with me or Ami. [Evil Beet Gossip]
- Kevin Federline’s aunt has confirmed that the court case challenging paternity of Britney Spears’ eldest son, Sean Preston, is just a hoax. Glad to know that Brit-Brit didn’t actually schtup K-Fed’s brother. Too crazy, even for her. [Celebuzz]
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Is Kate Winslet Pregnant With Baby Rocknroll?
Julie And Amelia Write Kate Winslet/Leo DiCaprio Fan Fiction
Oh come on, like you haven’t ever imagined your favorite celebrities secretly getting together and living happily ever after. It’s totally not weird that Amelia and I imagined an alternate reality where Kate Winslet and her “Titanic” costar Leo DiCaprio finally get together. Is it? Okay, maybe it is. But when we found out that Leo was the guy who gave Kate away during her recent wedding to a guy named Ned Rocknroll (sorry, still not over it), it seemed like an oddly fated moment… Keep reading »
Ned Rocknroll: Who Is Kate Winslet’s New Husband?
Kate Winslet is officially off the market! Last night, her publicist confirmed that Kate had married her boyfriend of just over a year, Ned Rocknroll (more on that name in a second), in a quiet ceremony in New York in early December. Quiet, yes, but secret is more like it — even the couple’s parents weren’t invited. Who was? Well, Kate’s two children, from her two previous marriages (to Jim Treapleton and Sam Mendes), and Leonardo DiCaprio, her co-star in “Titanic,” who allegedly gave the bride away. (I don’t want to poop on Kate’s happiness and all, but I can’t be the only person who is sad she didn’t just marry Leo so that Jack and Rose can be together forever!!!)
So, who is Ned Rocknroll? Let’s find out. Keep reading »
Evening Quickies: Kate Winslet Is Dating Someone Named “Ned Rocknroll”
- Kate Winslet dumped a male model while staying at Richard Branson’s private island, as you do. But the real story is that she she dumped him for a fellow with a very questionable name: Ned Rocknroll. Mr. Rocknroll is a nephew of Branson’s and changed his name from something far more common years ago (though God only knows why). [Us Weekly]
- Jessica Simpson inked a $3 million deal with Weight Watchers to drop her baby weight. Mind you, Jess hasn’t even pooped that baby out yet. [NY Post]
- Lowe’s has issued a lame-o apologizing for yanking advertising from TLC over “All-American Muslim” because a Christian group in Florida pressured them. [Entertainment Weekly]
- A “Twilight” flatiron is going too damn far, people. [Beauty Blogging Junkie]
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