necrophilia

Watch John Stamos Read Ridiculous Reviews Of ‘Fuller House’

The AV Club said it was “like a porn parody without the porn,” which Stamos quickly corrected, noting there is in fact a Full House porn parody called Full Holes (oh god). More »


Last Chance To Schtup Your Dead Wife’s Corpse, Egyptian Dudes

Bringing new meaning to the phrase “before the body gets cold,” Egypt is considering a new law that will allow Egyptian husbands to have sex with their dead wife’s corpse up to six hours after death. But don’t get your panties in a knot, ladies. Wives can have sex with their dead husbands’ corpse as… More »


Just Lay Down And Die

Ever had sex with a guy who just lies there? Well, it’s booooorrrrrrring! Who wants a lazy lover? Well, actually, female spiders do. According to researchers at the University of Aaarhus in Denmark, arachnid females are sorta natural necrophiliacs. Technically, if their male suitor just plays dead, they are twice as likely to get laid… More »