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Get Well Soon Supermodel!

Naomi Campbell, who has been dating a Brazilian businessman, was rushed into surgery in Sao Paulo, Brazil on Monday. The Afro-Jamaican-Chinese model, whose vajayjay has been seen everywhere from Playboy to Madonna’s Sex book, allegedly needed to have a small ovarian cyst removed. Naomi’s publicist released a statement on her behalf, “Following the successful procedure, she is now resting and is looking forward to getting back to work. She would like to thank the doctors who have kindly looked after her.” Her medical staff included gynecologist Dr. Jose Aristodemo Pinotti and Dr. David Uip, a leading expert in the treatment of infectious diseases who you know was just hanging around to sneak a peak at the promise land. Although she may not be able to get good help at home (how many cellphones does she need to throw to get a cup of coffee???), we’re glad to hear that she is getting the health care she needs. Campbell is expected to be strutting, posing, and abusing assistants again in no time. [Perez Hilton] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Matthew McConaughey Spreads His Naked Bongo Playing Seed

  • Dude, guess who is about to become the coolest dad alive? Matthew McConaughey! The actor announced on his website, “My girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together … its 3 months growin’ in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far.” Mmm, the way he put that is making me kind of hot and bothered. Anyway, obviously the kid has totally scored — think of all the free surfing, shirtless yoga, and bongo playing instruction! [TMZ]
  • Speaking of babies, cute couple Summer Phoenix and Casey Affleck are the parents of a new baby boy. The lil’ tyke joins brother Indiana, 3. Ten bucks says this kid isn’t going to be named something common, like Stanley. [Us Weekly]
  • Wackiest romance of the day: Naomi Campbell and Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. Rumors are flying that the twosome started dating after she interviewed the controversial socialist leader for GQ and he flirtatiously asked her to feel his muscles. Well, whatever gets you off I guess… [A Socialite's Life]
  • I would like to apologize for continuing to write about this train wreck, but it’s my duty. Last night Brit and Adnan were busted buying a home pregnancy test AND she was wearing what looked to be an engagement ring. Please, someone, anyone, find something funny to say about this. [DListed]
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