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Lady Porn: These Naked Cadets Will Dance For You, Clean Your House

Sweep that floor!
Lady Porn: These Naked Cadets Will Dance For You, Clean Your House
Dust Pans Are The New Glow Sticks!

People love to speculate as to whether or not porn for women exists. I can’t answer definitively, but if it does exist, it features a bunch of scantily-clad cadets doing chores and dancing to techno music. Um, never have I ever seen a man mop the floor by doing the worm. But I’m not mad at it. [Jezebel]

Beware The Mankini!

Trend de la Creme has a truly eye-popping post featuring guys in mankinis. Make it stop! My eyes are bleeding. What’s a mankini? It’s like the mono-kini bikini but on a guy. Or a full-body banana hammock. Or what you never want to see your dad wearing. Here’s what we have to say about the mankini to guys thinking about wearing one: DON’T. See the full spectrum of mankinis here. If you dare. Keep reading »

Art School Students Contemplate Nude Male Model

Copyranter didn’t think much of this Foot Locker commercial, but we kind of like it. We guess we’re perverted that way. A group of art students gather around a nude male model, agog, seemingly considering his wang. “Leathery!” one pronounces. “Crooked,” another offers. Way to scrutinize a guy’s masculinity. Watch the video to find out what they’re really talking about. [Copyranter] Keep reading »

Naked Men Make The Best Furniture


The Valley Lodge band has a great look, but even better-looking furniture. The pop quartet pulled some strings and got an apartment decorated with naked men for their video for “All Of My Loving,” and it’s all of their loving, indeed! Man, after watching this, I’ve totally got the tune stuck in my head, but now I’d like to get something else stuck in me — perhaps the whole dining room table. Don’t men make the most functional furniture? [Gayest Ever] Keep reading »

Name That Hottie

Which sports hottie with abs like this worked the runway at New York Fashion Week in a Tina Turner wig? Answer. Keep reading »

Seven Lucky Places You Can Find Shirtless Guys

It’s getting hot out there! And I mean more than the temp. All across this great land of ours, men are starting to strip down and show off their hot bods. It’s not quite beach weather yet, but if you know where to go, you can find some shirtless guy shrines to worship. Here are our seven favorite haunts for hunks. Keep reading »

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