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How To: Hook Up On Election Day

Sure, it’s Election Day, but that doesn’t mean you have to be all about the politics. You’re focused on the candidates, the issues, the outcome — but that doesn’t mean you’re not thinking about the opposite sex, too. So, here’s a few tips on how to get frisky in election-friendly ways.

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You might not have Sarah Palin’s wardrobe budget, but you definitely need to look good enough to make someone want to stuff your ballot box. This Tuesday, make the most of the possibilities. Don’t wear headphones while waiting in those long voting lines, or show up at the polls in a crazy American flag hat. Instead, wear a flirty dress inspired by Michelle Obama. That is, if you want to go home with something other than an “I Voted!” sticker.

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Monday Menage: A Sneak Peak of “Nailin’ Paylin!”

This weekend Sarah Palin did Saturday Night Live and her Double-D doppleganger did a skin flick for Hustler called “Nailin’ Paylin!” So, how does the porn star stack up next to Tina Fey’s dead-on impression? Well, in this SFW promo interview, Lisa Anne’s busting out of her business suit and cracking us up! Who says porn stars can’t act? She can definitely fake it! Now, if you want to see how Paylin handles foreign affairs, watch her negotiating with two Russian men in our SFW Monday Menage after the jump! Sigh, if only we could solve all our diplomatic problems with a threesome. [Trend Hunter]

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