Winona and I agree: Nail polish remover isn’t always the best at, you know, actually removing nail polish. Instead, we’ve found that your average quotidian activities like oh, typing, sleeping and zipping up zippers will do the job for you just fine. Even and especially after you’ve just gotten your nails did. So we present, activities that will chip and scrape your polish off versus actual nail polish remover.
Amped to try some of this spring’s nail art trends? Get started with Sally Hansen’s nail art pen. This fine-tipped pen is as easy to use as a marker and opaque enough to only require a single coat. Play it safe with some easy yet colorful French tips, or go crazy with stripes, shapes, and patterns! Seriously, despite never having been artistically-inclined, even we found it just that easy to use. Now, which colors to stock up on… [$7.49, ULTA]
Deborah Lippman nail polish doesn’t mess around. It’s not simply shimmery or sparkly, it’s packed full of actual glitter. This particular style, called “Happy Birthday,” contains a rainbow of reflective confetti, and can be layered over other colors to create different looks. Who cares if my actual birthday isn’t until May? I think I’m getting an early present for myself this year. [$18, Nordstrom]
You can all go home now: “Santorum” nail polish exists. It’s matte brown polish by the funky brand ManGlaze (!) is available on Amazon.com. Congratulations, you’ve joined the esteemed pantheon of the 13 raunchiest nail polish color names of all time.
If you’re still not getting the “Santorum” joke, I refer you to this post. It is decreed: nail polish is the only way I’m letting any Santorum on my nails. [Racked via Amazon.com]
I have no idea when it suddenly became socially passable for dudes to leave the house wearing nail polish, but I do know that I want desperately for this trend to go directly back where it came from and die there. Please, I’m begging you. I can stomach — barely — the chipped remnants of a black polish on a guy, but smoothly lacquered shades of the rainbow? Argh. I never took Seal for the type, yet here he is. The main focus is meant to be the fact that he’s finally forsaken his wedding ring, but I can’t take my eyes off his lemon yellow varnish. Color me baffled. What is he trying to do? What is he trying to say? If the purpose of the polish was to attract attention, then… it worked. But remember, Seal: you’re a single man now, and I don’t know many ladies who would spring for this look on a guy, regardless of how large the bulge is in your bike shorts. [Huffington Post]