Spelling Out Words With Your Baby’s Umbilical Cord Is Taking This Whole Miracle Of Life Shit Way Too Far
Anne Geddes wouldn’t even do this.
“Fuller House” Cast Whips, Nae Naes; Viewers Not Sure Why
I am personally threatened by this video.
Taylor Swift’s (Racist) Video For “Wildest Dreams” Isn’t Racist Because The Producer Is “Super Hot” And “Black,” Says Director
“Super hot black producer” is the new “black friend.”
Congratulations To These Parents, Who Are Expecting The Spawn Of Satan
Or, a very strong argument against “4-D” ultrasound.
No, We Do Not Need “Oreo Thins,” But Thank You For Asking
This feels pretty unnecessary.
Please Do Not Throw A “Bro-Dal Shower”
Are you a man who is getting married, but feels sad that your soon-to-be-wife gets to go to like, three different parties in which people shower her with gifts and…
Have Mercy: “Fuller House” Is Officially, Actually Happening
This is not necessary.