Aw geez … remember the days of drawing silly mustaches on your fingers and holding them up to your face? Let’s be classy and snag one of these mustache rings, so we can play in style. Although a tad bit pricey for costume jewelry, the Moustache Ring makes up for its price with the fact…
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.