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Be My Boyfriend: Rutherford Chang Has Nearly 700 Copies Of The Beatles’ The White Album

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Dear Rutherford,

I heard you’re a Beatles fan, which is great. I mean, I guess that takes care of that difficult “are you a Beatles or a Rolling Stones fan” discussion. In fact, you might be the biggest Beatles fan, owing to your obsessive collecting and cataloging of their records. Specifically The White Album. It seems you’ve got — how many now? — 693 copies of the iconic record, and plan to keep on collecting. Keep reading »

Sean Fury’s “Bi-Racial” May Be The Most Unintentionally Offensive Music Video Of All Time

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"Bi-racial" by Sean Fury

I can’t decide what the worst thing about Sean Fury’s “Bi-Racial” music video is. The lyrics (She’s a biracial girl … she’s thinks the world’s gone mad, that she has to choose one side…), Sean’s bad breakdancing moves, his sweater, his earnestness or the acting. I think the acting wins! Presumably that “tug of war” scene (at 1:50)  is meant to represent the biracial girl feeling pulled between the two parts of herself. I don’t know, I’m just riffing here. I believe that Sean Fury had nothing but the best intentions with this song, but I don’t think he realizes that issues of identity can’t be remedied with a hug. I think we could all use a hug after watching this. [YouTube]

Snoop Dogg Feels Very Strongly About His Beauty Maintenance

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“Even when I’m getting my nails done, that’s real player. The average guy can’t see himself getting a French-tip manicure, but I’m not the average guy. … It’s about being spooned and groomed, dipped and whipped, suited and booted, gooted and looted, scuttered and buttered.”

Snoop Dogg-Lion talked to Vice about fashion, fabulousness, and French tips. In fact, Snoop was getting his tips touched up by a manicurist while the interview was being conducted. A master of multitasking in its highest form. [Vice]

Jorge Perez Gonzalez Is A Professional Butt Slapper

Peanut Butter
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Buttcussion
Slap 'Em And Lotion 'Em!

Now, this is how you slap an ass. Percussionist Jorge Perez Gonzalez of the band Patex makes beautiful music with female bottoms. Maybe I should be offended, but I find myself rather mesmerized by his skill. And his butt lotioning technique. I prefer Buttcussion to Gangam Style or the Harlem Shake or whatever other dance craze is sweeping the internet this week. [Buzzfeed]

Introducing The Worst Sex Playlist Ever

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With Valentine’s Day coming up, the pressure’s on to set the perfect mood for love–and lovemaking. Obviously that includes a super sensual playlist. We figured you’ve already got your signature sex mix figured out (and if not, there are tons of options online), so we thought we’d whip up a different kind of V-Day music mix: The Worst Sex Playlist Ever, a 2-hour collection of auditory boner-killers. Like, seriously, we dare you to have sex to this playlist. Check it out after the jump, and good luck!  Keep reading »

Twerk It To RuPaul’s New Single, “Peanut Butter”

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WERK!
"It must be jelly cause jam don't shake"

All this inclement weather just makes me want to dance. Thank God for RuPaul’s sickening, new music video for her single “Peanut Butter” featuring Big Freedia. It must be jelly cause jam don’t shake, hunty. I’m going to be making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches all weekend. That wasn’t code for something gross. I just meant I’m going to do a lot of dancing. [ONTD]

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