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Be My Boyfriend: Rutherford Chang Has Nearly 700 Copies Of The Beatles’ The White Album

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Dear Rutherford,

I heard you’re a Beatles fan, which is great. I mean, I guess that takes care of that difficult “are you a Beatles or a Rolling Stones fan” discussion. In fact, you might be the biggest Beatles fan, owing to your obsessive collecting and cataloging of their records. Specifically The White Album. It seems you’ve got — how many now? — 693 copies of the iconic record, and plan to keep on collecting. Keep reading »

Sean Fury’s “Bi-Racial” May Be The Most Unintentionally Offensive Music Video Of All Time

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"Bi-racial" by Sean Fury

I can’t decide what the worst thing about Sean Fury’s “Bi-Racial” music video is. The lyrics (She’s a biracial girl … she’s thinks the world’s gone mad, that she has to choose one side…), Sean’s bad breakdancing moves, his sweater, his earnestness or the acting. I think the acting wins! Presumably that “tug of war” scene (at 1:50)  is meant to represent the biracial girl feeling pulled between the two parts of herself. I don’t know, I’m just riffing here. I believe that Sean Fury had nothing but the best intentions with this song, but I don’t think he realizes that issues of identity can’t be remedied with a hug. I think we could all use a hug after watching this. [YouTube]

Snoop Dogg Feels Very Strongly About His Beauty Maintenance

Snoop's Daughter Sings!
Her music video is good, clean fun. Read More »
Snoop What?
We can't keep track anymore. Read More »
Snoop For Hot Pockets
A completely understandable endorsement. Read More »

“Even when I’m getting my nails done, that’s real player. The average guy can’t see himself getting a French-tip manicure, but I’m not the average guy. … It’s about being spooned and groomed, dipped and whipped, suited and booted, gooted and looted, scuttered and buttered.”

Snoop Dogg-Lion talked to Vice about fashion, fabulousness, and French tips. In fact, Snoop was getting his tips touched up by a manicurist while the interview was being conducted. A master of multitasking in its highest form. [Vice]

Jorge Perez Gonzalez Is A Professional Butt Slapper

Peanut Butter
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Barklemore
Enjoy this Macklemore thrift store parody. Watch »
Vegetable Music
This guy plays music with vegetables. Watch »
Buttcussion
Slap 'Em And Lotion 'Em!

Now, this is how you slap an ass. Percussionist Jorge Perez Gonzalez of the band Patex makes beautiful music with female bottoms. Maybe I should be offended, but I find myself rather mesmerized by his skill. And his butt lotioning technique. I prefer Buttcussion to Gangam Style or the Harlem Shake or whatever other dance craze is sweeping the internet this week. [Buzzfeed]

Introducing The Worst Sex Playlist Ever

V-Day GIFS
We have so many emotions on Valentine's Day. Read More »

With Valentine’s Day coming up, the pressure’s on to set the perfect mood for love–and lovemaking. Obviously that includes a super sensual playlist. We figured you’ve already got your signature sex mix figured out (and if not, there are tons of options online), so we thought we’d whip up a different kind of V-Day music mix: The Worst Sex Playlist Ever, a 2-hour collection of auditory boner-killers. Like, seriously, we dare you to have sex to this playlist. Check it out after the jump, and good luck!  Keep reading »

Twerk It To RuPaul’s New Single, “Peanut Butter”

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Drag Racers Speak
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WERK!
"It must be jelly cause jam don't shake"

All this inclement weather just makes me want to dance. Thank God for RuPaul’s sickening, new music video for her single “Peanut Butter” featuring Big Freedia. It must be jelly cause jam don’t shake, hunty. I’m going to be making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches all weekend. That wasn’t code for something gross. I just meant I’m going to do a lot of dancing. [ONTD]

Weekend Playlist: Hibernation Time

Playlist: Hang The DJ
Tunes from Julie's DJ days. Read More »
PLAYLIST: Manchester Tunez
Ami's "Soundz of Manchester" will get your Saturday going. Read More »
Playlist: Dreamy Fall
The dreamy days of fall. Read More »

It’s so balls cold out there’s really nothing you can do but cocoon yourself in a warm place and wait for spring. Here’s a playlist to listen to while you’re hibernating from the elements. These tunes are moody and ambient, perfect for the forced introspection of the dog days of winter. Recommended listening: with a mug of hot cocoa and fuzzy socks.  Keep reading »

Listen To Tom Odell Cover Taylor Swift’s “I Knew You Were Trouble”

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A Taylor Swift song for every relationship status. Read More »
"Basket Case" Cover
Alanis covers "Basket Case" in homage to her friend Billie Joe. Read More »
Taylor Does Dubstep
Taylor Swift dabbles in dubstep for "I Knew You Were Trouble." Read More »
cover song
Tom Odell
He Knew You Were Trouble When You Walked In

Taylor Swift fans don’t get any respect and I’m okay with that. It means that I’m willing to listen to this Tom Odell cover of “I Knew You Were Trouble,” sung as a ballad — instead of that faux dubstep weirdness — and Taylor haters are not.

In other news, that Tom Odell is a tall drink of water. I think we’ve found ourselves a new Hump Day Hottie! [Just Jared]

New Music Coming From Jenny Lewis Of Rilo Kiley

New Destiny's Child
Destiny's Child is releasing one new song together. Read More »
2012's Biggest songs
All of 2012's biggest pop music hits mashed up in one song. Read More »
Hump Day Hottie
Macklemore
Ben Haggerty, AKA, Macklemore is so swoonworthy. Read More »

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Snoop Dogg Makes A Pretty Good Case For French Man-icures

Snoop's Daughter Sings!
Her music video is good, clean fun. Read More »
Snoop For Hot Pockets
A completely understandable endorsement. Read More »
Snoop What?
We can't keep track anymore. Read More »
Snoop And Cameron Diaz
What's their connection? Oh, he sold her weed once in high school. Read More »

Snoop Dogg Snoop Lion Snoop is a pretty confident guy, and he has every reason to be. He’s super rich, super talented, super handsome, and famous as hell. Like, so famous. The famousest. There are a lot of things I like about Snoop, but I think what I like the most is that he’s got the mind to decide, “You know what, I’m gonna rock some French tips today,” and he does it. He just goes ahead and does it. Hey, Snoop: call me. [Instagram]

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