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Lady Gaga’s New “Alejandro” Video Will Maybe Blow Your Mind

Damn you, Lady Gaga! Homegirl has a new video out, “Alejandro,” which I wanted to hate, and yet I like it. I hate it when the Gaga does that to me. First of all, the whole thing is nearly 10 minutes long. Second of all, and this is pretty much the only reason I like it, it was directed by Steven Klein, the fashion photographer. Third of all, and this is not a positive, I think Madonna already did literally every single thing that’s in the video already, with the possible exception of the sub machine gun bra at the end. I think the, er, “plot” is that Alejandro was poor Gaga’s lover, and he died, and now she’s sad. Because she’s sad, she is compelled to dance around with a bunch of half-clad dudes with Rihanna’s bowl cut, hump and get humped by various men, some wearing high heels, atop beds, and traipse around dressed like some sort of kinky nun. Like I said, it would be interesting if Madge hadn’t covered this territory in, like the ’80s, and if anything in this video were, you know, actually shocking. But it is pretty too look at! The song is totally unmemorable. What do you think of “Alejandro”? Make sure to watch it full-screen for the full effect, or you’ll miss all the details. Unless that’s what you want, of course. Keep reading »

Watch Rihanna’s Sexy Girl-On-Girl Video For “Te Amo”

I love Rihanna‘s song “Te Amo,” but come on, this video is so chee-to-the-Z. (That’s “cheesy,” duh.) Women writhing porn-ily on couches, a huge fireplace, hazy mists on the grounds of a castle? It’s like a supermarket romance novel starring lesbians being acted out on film. What do you think? (FYI, definitely NSFW, unless your boss is a horndog, which mine is.) Keep reading »

LuAnn De Lesseps Debuts “Money Can’t Buy You Class” Video

The moment you all have been waiting for has arrived! The Countess LuAnn de Lesseps has released the video for “Money Can’t Buy You Class.” It’s amazing what some hair extensions and a super talented makeup artist can do. LuAnn looks really pretty, but the song still sucks hiney! And is it just me or does it look as if she’s giving O-face when the video is at rest? Anyhoo, enjoy … you know you want to click play. Keep reading »

Rihanna’s “Rockstar 101″ Full Video


You peeped the preview, now check out the full video for Rihanna‘s “Rockstar 101.” It’s rather enjoyable, especially her sexier version of Slash from Guns N’ Roses and the weird “True Blood” Maryann Foster-esque scenes about two-thirds of the way through. Plus, the video is much more exciting and attention-grabbing in black and white, unlike the preview. Oh, and there’s quite a bit of Rihanna rubbing herself and writhing on the floor. Good times, indeed! Keep reading »

Sade Gives A Shout-Out To The “Baby Father” In New Video


Sade has released the video for “Baby Father” just in time for Father’s Day on June 13 20. The song celebrates the unconditional love of a father rather than the usual “Papa Was a Rollin’ Stone” theme in songs about dads. I’d watch Sade singing from a dark closet, but the rich vintage-looking quality of the video and the imagery makes “Baby Father” even more special. Keep reading »

Beyonce’s “Why Don’t You Love Me?” Full Video


I told you my opinion of Beyonce’s “Why Don’t You Love Me?” video based on the preview she released over the weekend. And I have to admit I was only half right. She’s definitely scantily clad, but the video is extremely entertaining. The “Why Don’t You Love Me?” video is like candy for the eyes — there’s something to look at everywhere, but the imagery isn’t overloaded. Plus, Bey’s body is perfect for mid-20th century clothing. I also enjoyed her campy-on-purpose acting. Nyom, nyom, nyom, that’s me eating my words. Keep reading »

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