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This Guy’s Arrest Is Going Better Than Your Whole Day

Judging from this picture, Tulsa, Oklahoma, resident Cabrone Brewer does not give two fucks that he just got arrested. In fact, he’s feeling just fine about it. Brewer was arrested after his car got stuck on the train tracks Friday night (how does that happen?). He phoned 911 and when local police responded, they found Brewer in an intoxicated state. They arrested him and then found out he had an outstanding warrant. For an open container. The night of his prom.

Brewer wanted to “have a little fun with it” he told the officer who booked him and took this epic mugshot photo. Figuring “this is going to end up in that mugshot paper,” he opted to “go for the gold.”

Brewer was apparently visiting Oklahoma — he lives in Brooklyn and works as a freelance copywriter (and professional funny face maker). He was released after a night in jail on $1,000 bail. [Tulsa World]

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Evening Quickies: Samantha Ronson Gives Good Mug Shot

  • The Frisky would never condone driving under the influence. But if you were to get arrested for a DUI, like Samantha Ronson, your mug shot should look exactly like this. [Celebuzz]
  • Amy Winehouse may have been secretly engaged to her boyfriend Reg Traviss, who allegedly gave her a diamond ring just weeks before she died. [The Sun UK]
  • Here’s a collection of the most wackadoodle quotes from the mother of 16-year-old Courtney Stodden, the wannabe pop star who married a 51-year-old dude. My favorite? “He’s so sweet, he’s teaching her how to boil an egg!” [BuzzFeed]

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Christina Aguilera’s Mug Shot Is Just Sad

Christina Aguilera Mug Shot

Christina Aguilera‘s mug shot is here from her arrest for public intoxication yesterday with boyfriend Matthew Rutler. All I can think is, Damn, Lindsay Lohan needs to show her how this is done. Lip plumper, Christina, lip plumper! [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »

Screwed-Up Priorities: Woman Gets Glam For Weekly Mug Shot

Meet Kaylin Ransom, a 22-year-old resident of Ocala, FL. She spends her weeks doing hair and her weekends in Lake County Jail. The aptly named Ransom is under a plea deal for felony battery and child abuse, and whenever she checks into her “weekend home” she has to take a new mug shot. So following in the footsteps of Naomi Campbell, who famously wore haute couture while performing her community service with the New York Department of Sanitation, Ransom gets glam, in her own way, before taking her mug shots. She’s known for her lace-front wigs, extensions, false eyelashes, and photo shoot-worthy makeup. Now, if Ransom had lesser charges, I’d say this was a unique way of giving the system the finger, but charges of battery and child abuse warrant a lot more repentance, in my book, than getting fly for a weekly jail stay. [Essence.com] Keep reading »

This Is What Happens When You Swallow An Entire Bag Of Cocaine

Perhaps the best mug shot of all time. Eighteen-year-old Art Taylor swallowed an entire bag of cocaine after being pulled over for a minor traffic violation. I’m too scared to find out what happened to him after this photo. [Daily Mail] Keep reading »

Snooki’s Mascara-Stained Mug Shot Photo

Don’t worry about Snooki — the girl doesn’t need you to cry her a river because she’s already done that herself. In a mugshot released today after Friday’s arrest for disorderly conduct, her pouf is de-poufed and she’s got mascara streaming down her face. Tragic, I tell you. [7/3010, Seaside Heights, New Jersey] Keep reading »

Quickies!: Criminally Bad Hair In Mug Shots

  • We’ve seen horrible mug shots before, but never has hair been so criminal. [Dumb As A Blog]
  • A 53-year-old obsessed fan of Miley Cyrus was recently arrested. He claims she sent him “secret messages” through her TV show. [TMZ] – Sorry dude, you misheard her. She said, “Dude, you are too old to be watching ‘Hannah Montana.’”
  • Lady GaGa was seen out partying wearing nothing but her knickers. [Popeater] – Better or worse than tights-as-pants?

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