Posts tagged "mug shots"

This Guy’s Arrest Is Going Better Than Your Whole Day

Judging from this picture, Tulsa, Oklahoma, resident Cabrone Brewer does not give two fucks that he just got arrested. In fact, he's feeling just fine about it. Brewer was arrested after his car got stuck on the train tracks Friday night (how does that happen?). He phoned 911 and when local police responded, they found…
By: Julie Gerstein / May 8, 2013

Evening Quickies: Samantha Ronson Gives Good Mug Shot

The Frisky would never condone driving under the influence. But if you were to get arrested for a DUI, like Samantha Ronson, your mug shot should look exactly like this. [Celebuzz] Amy Winehouse may have been secretly engaged to her boyfriend Reg Traviss, who allegedly gave her a diamond ring just week…
By: Jessica Wakeman / August 2, 2011

Christina Aguilera’s Mug Shot Is Just Sad

Christina Aguilera's mug shot is here from her arrest for public intoxication yesterday with boyfriend Matthew Rutler. All I can think is, Damn, Lindsay Lohan needs to show her how this is done. Lip plumper, Christina, lip plumper! [Daily Mail UK]…
By: Jessica Wakeman / March 2, 2011

Screwed-Up Priorities: Woman Gets Glam For Weekly Mug Shot

Meet Kaylin Ransom, a 22-year-old resident of Ocala, FL. She spends her weeks doing hair and her weekends in Lake County Jail. The aptly named Ransom is under a plea deal for felony battery and child abuse, and whenever she checks into her "weekend home" she has to take a new mug shot. So following…
By: Annika Harris / December 6, 2010

This Is What Happens When You Swallow An Entire Bag Of Cocaine

Perhaps the best mug shot of all time. Eighteen-year-old Art Taylor swallowed an entire bag of cocaine after being pulled over for a minor traffic violation. I'm too scared to find out what happened to him after this photo. [Daily Mail]…
By: Ami Angelowicz / December 3, 2010

Snooki’s Mascara-Stained Mug Shot Photo

Don't worry about Snooki — the girl doesn't need you to cry her a river because she's already done that herself. In a mugshot released today after Friday's arrest for disorderly conduct, her pouf is de-poufed and she's got mascara streaming down her face. Tragic, I tell you. [7/3010, Seaside Heights, New Jersey]…
By: Jessica Wakeman / August 2, 2010

Quickies!: Criminally Bad Hair In Mug Shots

We've seen horrible mug shots before, but never has hair been so criminal. [Dumb As A Blog] A 53-year-old obsessed fan of Miley Cyrus was recently arrested. He claims she sent him “secret messages” through her TV show. [TMZ] – Sorry dude, you misheard her. She said, "Dude, you are too…
By: Carrie Wasterlain / July 29, 2009