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‘No Men Beyond This Point’ Imagines A World Without Dudes & Somehow, It Looks Pretty Bad

We’re all for a good misandry joke, but No Men Beyond This Point looks like a “Funny or Die” video stretched into 80 minutes. Sony just released the trailer for this sci-fi-ish mockumentary, which premiered at the prestigious Toronto Film Festival last year, and it’s somewhat dire. In the film, 37-year-old Andrew Myers (Patrick Gilmore)… More »


Chris Brown’s Documentary Talks About Rihanna Assault, Because He’s Still A Garbage Human

Chris Brown, woman batterer, is releasing a new documentary entitled Welcome to My Life. It would be difficult to not touch on Rihanna in a Chris Brown documentary, but there’s something about Brown hinging his trailer his domestic abuse scandal that just doesn’t sit right with me. It’s as if he’s saying “Yes, we all know I’mMore »


Tribeca Is Screening An Anti-Vaxx Doc Directed By Noted Fraud Andrew Wakefield

The Tribeca Film Festival kicks off on April 13, but the recently released line-up has got people really pissed off — with good reason. The film festival, which was founded in 2002 by Robert De Niro, Jane Rosenthal, and Craig Hatkoff in an attempt to revitalize downtown NYC after 9/11, usually has quite a few… More »


Learn How To Smell Good From Everybody Wants Some!!!

EVERYBODY WANTS SOME!! is pretty entertaining for a sausage party. More »


Will Mother’s Day Be The Worst Movie You Watch On A Plane Next Year?

Director Garry Marshall never met a holiday he didn’t want to make a sprawling ensemble comedy about, so why should Mother’s Day be any different? The trailer for Mother’s Day premiered about a month ago, but let’s face it — we were all busy arguing about The Revenant to care about this parade of ultra-white folks… More »


Tyler Perry Is A Superfreak In This Trailer For Boo! A Madea Halloween

The trailer for Tyler Perry’s next flick in the Madea franchise is here, and it looks… funny. There, we said it. We want to see Boo!: A Madea Halloween. This tiny teaser doesn’t give away much, but whatever, the franchise’s popularity rests on Madea constantly flinging zingers at her unwitting costars. Anyway, this clip from… More »


This Trailer For Melissa McCarthy’s The Boss Is Foul-Mouthed And Hilarious

Put on your headphones before you hit play on this trailer for Melissa McCarthy’s upcoming comedy, The Boss, because things get saucy right off the bat. McCarthy stars as Michelle Darnell, a ridiculously wealthy and obnoxious businesswoman who goes to jail for insider trading. Once she gets out, she goes to live with her former… More »


To Promote “Taken 3,” Liam Neeson Will Endorse Your “Particular Set Of Skills” On LinkedIn

Liam Neeson is badass, and exactly the kind of person I would want to have my back should I find myself in trouble — or unemployed. The actor, who plays ex-CIA operative Brian Mills in the “Taken” movies is hosting a contest to promote “Taken 3,” giving fans the chance to have Brian Mills endorse… More »


Disney Releases Official Trailer For “Cinderella”

I didn’t even know this movie was happening until about five minutes ago, but now that I do know, I’m happy about it. Even though the story of Cinderella has been made into a movie several times already (who could forget the Rodgers and Hammerstein version with Brandy and Whitney Houston?), I can’t help but… More »


New Movie Perpetuates Body Shaming By Casting Pretty Actress As “Designated Ugly Fat Friend” & Coining New Term “The DUFF”

I have quite a few problems with the upcoming movie “The DUFF.” I’m not usually much of a film critic — so long as I’m entertained, I’m usually happy. Movies are interpreted differently by different people because that’s what creative expression is all about, but after seeing the trailer for “The DUFF,” I’m downright angry… More »


Watch The Trailer: “My Mistress” Is Like “Fifty Shades Of Grey,” But Backwards

If you’re a “Fifty Shades of Grey” fan, you may not have to wait until it’s released in February to get your kinky movie fix. “My Mistress” tells the story of a female dominatrix who specializes in pain, and her submissive partner Charlie, a 16-year-old boy going through family troubles. While Maggie (the dom) begins… More »


23 Signs You’re ‘Divergent’ Obsessed

If you haven’t already seen it, you now have something to look forward to this weekend. And if you have already seen it? Then you will understand why we’re completely addicted. Between fear landscapes, war and Theo James shirtless, there’s just so much to get excited about. Read 23 signs that you may be obsessed withMore »


The “Back To The Future” Musical Is Going To Be Amazing

Apparently, a Back to the Future musical stage show has been in the works for the last decade. I suspect time travel. Read more on The Mary Sue…More »


Christmas Recut: What If “The Santa Clause” Was A Heart-Stopping Thriller? (Video)

It’s that magical time of year when we all gather together with our friends and family and rewatch the Christmas movies that we’ve all seen fourteen thousand times. Snuggled under a blanket, with a mug of hot cocoa in our hands, it certainly does feels like the most wonderful time of year. In an effort to add… More »


“Beetlejuice 2″ Might Actually Be Happening, But The Good News Ends There

Don’t laugh, but “Beetlejuice” is one of my favorite movies of all time. It’s got everything, and by everything I mean humor, horror, and Alec Baldwin. The film is fundamentally perfect … so naturally, more than two decades later, Hollywood is all like, “time for a sequel!” Michael Keaton, who starred as the titular character… More »


Jude Law Gets His (NSFW-ish) Butt Out For “Dom Hemingway”

I always manage to forget that Jude Law is actually a terrific actor. “The Talented Mr. Ripley”? “I Heart Huckabees”? “Closer”? So good! Jude’s latest role is as the titular “Dom Hemingway,” a gangster free after 12 years in prison, trawling the streets of London to collect what he’s rightfully owed. Richard E. Grant, Demian… More »


Zac Efron Gets Naked, Straps On A Dildo For “That Awkward Moment” Trailer (NSFW)

“That Awkward Moment” — does a more cringeworthy name for an otherwise redeemable movie exist? (What’s that? The original title was “Are We Officially Dating?” Oh, okay, never mind then.) At first glance, it seems like little more than your standard terrible “bros party and get with hot chicks” fare, but I don’t know! This… More »


“Charlie Countryman” Looks Salvageable Despite The Presence Of Shia LaBeouf

To be honest, I hadn’t heard anything about “Charlie Countryman” that would make me want to see it, especially considering that star Shia LaBeouf both A) gives me the douchechills and B) reminds me of my ex-boyfriend. (These points may/may not be connected.) But man, I just watched the first trailer, and oh man it… More »


The 5 Greatest Movie Sex Scenes (Where Nobody Has Sex)

People like movies, and people like sex, so it’s not surprising that when there’s a physical attraction between two characters on screen, the odds are high that their genitals will soon be in contact. But sometimes strong sexual tension doesn’t explode into erotic release. The characters don’t give in to that feeling, and instead all… More »


Jennifer Lawrence’s Boobs Look Unsurprisingly Great In “American Hustle”

Behold, the second trailer for “American Hustle,” featuring Jennifer Lawrence’s boobs!!! Boobs — Jennifer Lawrence has ‘em, and they have a starring role in this movie, or so it would seem. Also: the 70’s, Christian Bale’s hairy potbelly, Bradley Cooper wearing pink curlers, a goateed Louis C.K. at 1:58. WATCH. [Just Jared] … More »


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