While Brad Pitt is out saving the world, his mom is out to destroy his marriage. After a messy Thanksgiving in Missouri where Pitt’s gal, prissy philanthropist Angelina Jolie, refused to help cook and clean, Mama Pitt decided to call in kitchen reinforcements for Christmas: Americaâ€™s sweetheart Jennifer Aniston. If Angieâ€™s not going to roll…
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.