I’m a vegan, and basically follow a Jainist philosophy as much as possible — as in, do no harm to any living creature if at all possible. But there’s one glaring exception. And that, my friends, is the mosquito. Mosquitoes love the crap out of me and treat my body as if it were a…
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.