Posts tagged "morrissey"

Infomercial Fails Set To The Music Of Morrissey Is A Goth’s Dream Come True

When you pair every mundane annoyance in life — from spilled glasses of wine to outrageous foot odor — with The Smiths song, “Please Let Me Get What I Want,”

Ami Angelowicz | November 10, 2013 - 2:00 pm

This Charming Charlie Is Charlie Brown Run Through A Morrissey Meat Grinder

Charlie Brown is a charmingly misanthropic cartoon character. Morrissey is also a charmingly misanthropic cartoon character. So it makes sense that if you put Charlie Brown illustrations with Morrissey lyrics,…

Julie Gerstein | August 17, 2013 - 4:00 pm

Young Morrissey Is An Expert On The Sex Pistols & Punk Rock

Morrissey has a lot of feelings. It’s what makes him a great singer/songwriter and also what defines him as a difficult baby monster. It seems Morrissey’s been developing these tendencies…

Julie Gerstein | July 20, 2013 - 2:00 pm

Predictably, Morrissey Has A Lot Of Not-So-Nice Feelings About Margaret Thatcher

“Iron? No. Barbaric? Yes. She hated feminists even though it was largely due to the progression of the women’s movement that the British people allowed themselves to accept that a…

Julie Gerstein | April 8, 2013 - 5:40 pm

Morrissey Cancels The Remainder Of His North American Tour

Morrissey: In with a bang, out with a whimper. The Boy With The Thorn In His Side has had to cancel the remaining dates on his North American tour, thanks…

Julie Gerstein | March 18, 2013 - 3:40 pm

Morrissey Disses Bowie, Gets With Rick Astley Instead

In a busy Morrissey-filled week, sometimes important Morrissey Watch news items slip through the cracks. Like Morrissey’s burgeoning feud with David Bowie. It seems Bowie wasn’t too keen on Mozzer…

Julie Gerstein | March 6, 2013 - 1:40 pm

Morrissey Hangs With McDreamy, Berates Beyonce, Snubs Marriage

Oh Morrissey! He’s had such a busy weekend! On Friday, “The Boy With a Thorn In His Side” took to the stage at Los Angeles’ Staples Center and took Beyonce…

Julie Gerstein | March 4, 2013 - 11:20 am

Morrissey Thinks Straight Dudes Are Ruining Everything

“War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas…

Julie Gerstein | February 27, 2013 - 9:20 am

Morrissey Cancels On Kimmel Because Of “Duck Dynasty”

“Morrissey is thankful for being invited to perform on Jimmy Kimmel Live tomorrow, February 26. However, he cannot morally be on a television program where the cast members of Duck…

Julie Gerstein | February 26, 2013 - 11:20 am

Morrissey Will Not Suffer Any Meat Eating Fools

“Reports that the Staples Center will not be 100% vegetarian on March 1st are playfully untrue. Contractually, all McDonalds vendors shall be closed down, and the only thing burning shall…

Julie Gerstein | February 22, 2013 - 2:40 pm

Separated At Birth! Daniel Day-Lewis Is Morphing Into Morrissey

On the right is a picture of Daniel Day-Lewis at the premiere of his new movie “Lincoln.” On the right is a picture of British mope-singer Morrissey. We love them…

Julie Gerstein | November 9, 2012 - 12:40 pm

Morrissey Sulks Brilliantly On “The Colbert Report”

The British singer Morrissey is a notoriously ornery guy — and we love him for it. On last night’s episode of “The Colbert Report,” Morrissey and Stephen Colbert went head…

Julie Gerstein | October 10, 2012 - 11:20 am

Morrissey Makes A Statement

Never one to keep his opinions himself, singer Morrissey held up a sign proclaiming “Anti-Royal” during a concert in Istanbul, Turkey. Moz has been a vocal critic of the British…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 20, 2012 - 12:20 pm

I Love You More Than Morrissey Likes Being Asexual

I like you as much as Robert Smith hates Morrissey. I like you more than Kathleen Hanna likes banishing the idea that one sex is better than another. Oh hell,…

Julie Gerstein | December 27, 2011 - 4:40 pm

Get Well Soon, Morrissey

Even though he’s celibate and we don’t get that, we at The Frisky are big, huge, enormous fans of Morrissey, the frontman of The Smiths and the swashbuckling-with-a-wink crooner behind…

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com | October 26, 2009 - 1:20 pm

Which Celebs Should Asexuals Look Up To?

It’s like a word association game. Say the word “asexual” and the first thing people say is Clay Aiken. Poor Clay got stuck as the poster boy for asexuality when…

Jessica Wakeman | June 8, 2009 - 7:00 pm