Posts tagged "monkeys"

Study Suggests Monkeys (And Men?) With Small Balls Overcompensate In Life

Plus, 10 other pieces of testicle trivia in honor of National Nut Day!

Megan Reynolds | October 22, 2015 - 3:40 pm

That Time Two Chimps Went To See “Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes” In The Movie Theater

I will never forgive myself for not being at this Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, movie theater last weekend. Several employees from Myrtle Beach Safari decided to give their chimps a…

Katie Oldenburg | July 17, 2014 - 12:30 pm

“Performance Art” Is Now A Gay College Student Having Anal Sex In An Art Gallery

There’s a stigma around virginity, so gay college student Clayton Pettet, 19, is doing his part by having anal sex inside an art gallery in front of a live audience…

Jessica Wakeman | October 25, 2013 - 3:30 pm

Drunk Monkeys Of The Caribbean

Beware if you are planning to visit the Caribbean island of St. Kitts. There are a species of monkeys that will steal your fruity rum drink with the paper umbrella…

Ami Angelowicz | February 24, 2012 - 11:40 am

Chimps See The Sun For The First Time Ever

I dare you to watch this video of German lab chimps going outside for the first time and NOT cry. The monkeys hug! If you manage to make it…

Julie Gerstein | September 6, 2011 - 5:20 pm

Monkey Behavior Advertising, Just Like Human Beer Advertising, Appeals To A Male’s Penis

Anyone can make a beer ad: boobs, butts, more boobs, and an ice cold brewski. Don Draper, we have a winner! It turns out that monkey advertising is very similar…

Jessica Wakeman | June 28, 2011 - 3:40 pm

Bristol Palin Dances In A Monkey Suit

Last night’s “Dancing with the Stars” brought a very special surprise. Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas dancing in monkey suits while doing the jive to the theme song…

Kate Torgovnick/ | October 19, 2010 - 3:40 pm

The New TLC Show “My Monkey Baby” Looks Bananas

There are special people out there in America who want to fill a parental void but don’t actually want any children. Instead of adopting a traditional pet like a dog,…

Annika Harris | October 6, 2009 - 5:20 pm

Damn! Calorie Restriction Makes Monkeys Live Longer

According to a new study done on (cute!) rhesus monkeys, calorie restriction—i.e. eating way far fewer calories than is currently recommended—has been shown to slow the aging process. The monkeys…

Nikki Dowling | July 10, 2009 - 6:10 pm

Will Have Sex For Meat

You know how women get offended when a man expects a little nooky after paying for an expensive steak dinner? A woman should never be pressured to do something sexually…

Annika Harris | April 9, 2009 - 2:30 pm

The Daily Squeeze: Lost Rings, Monkey Porn, And Breast Cancer

This is a really sad story. A woman who was in a car accident was airlifted to a hospital and eventually died, survived by her husband, a four-year-old and a…

Catherine Strawn | May 8, 2008 - 12:00 pm

The Daily Squeeze: Texting On The Toilet, A Sex-Crazed Monkey, And Fines For Flashing

Sixty-three percent of Americans have used a smart phone in the bathroom, according to a report from Solutions Research Group. We’re wondering how many of the emails and texts in…

Catherine Strawn | March 27, 2008 - 11:15 am

The Daily Squeeze: Banking Vs. Sex, Monkeys, And A Fake Orgasm Lawsuit

People in China are more interested in reading about banks and stocks than sex, according to the most popular words Googled in 2007. [Reuters]
Before female macaques (monkeys) in Kalimantan…

Catherine Strawn | January 3, 2008 - 4:00 pm

Female Monkeys Are Screamers In The Sack

Your roommate isn’t the only one under the impression that screaming loudly makes sex better. According to a new study, female monkeys call out before, during, and after doing it.

Catherine Strawn | December 20, 2007 - 2:45 pm