Posts tagged "money shot"

The Money Shot: Christmas Is Busting Out All Over

Should someone tell the Johnson family that they have a very merry penis on their front lawn?  Nah. Might as well let Christmas keep coming until New Year’s. [Sofa Pizza]…

Ami Angelowicz | December 27, 2011 - 12:40 pm

Money Shot: Miranda July’s Hole-In-One

Miranda July is open to the many future possibilities of holes her fingers may find themselves in. I think this qualifies as performance art. My goal in life is to…

Ami Angelowicz | September 17, 2011 - 4:00 pm

Money Shot: A Urinal Fit For A Ladyflower

I would love to see a man’s reaction if he walked into a restroom to take a piss and found this urinal. Wouldn’t this be more appropriate for a ladies’…

Ami Angelowicz | September 6, 2011 - 10:40 am

Money Shot: Marilyn Manson Steps Out With A Merkin-Clad Mannequin

In case you were wondering what Marliyn Manson’s up to these days, he was spotted leaving Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont Hotel with a mannequin, I mean performance artist Narcissister. She plays…

Ami Angelowicz | August 31, 2011 - 1:20 pm

Money Shot: Post-Coital Barbie

Uh oh. Barbie has JBF hair. Somebody’s been gettin’ wild in the Dream House. And who is that strapping, plastic man she’s with? It’s certainly not Ken. Get it, girl.

Ami Angelowicz | August 26, 2011 - 5:40 pm

Money Shot: Rick Santorum Deep Throats His Chocolate Swirl

Take this Telegraph! This GIF sees your Michelle Bachmann eating a corn dog and raises you a Rick Santorum deep throating an ice cream cone. Can we call this “The…

Ami Angelowicz | August 16, 2011 - 5:40 pm

Money Shot: A Chess Orgy

Nothing like this Antique Erotic chess set to get you in the mood to play … with multiple partners. Each orgiastic piece is enough to make Dionysus himself blush. Check…

Ami Angelowicz | August 12, 2011 - 4:40 pm

Money Shot: Vajazzling Will Guide Him Home

Just in case your lover doesn’t know what to do with his equipment while visiting the southern hemisphere, let vajazzling guide the way! This mons pubis road map will lead…

Ami Angelowicz | August 10, 2011 - 10:20 am

Money Shot: X-Rated Shadow Puppetry

You’ve seen shadow puppets before (maybe not since you were four), but never one like this. It’s a woman! No, it’s a man! No, it’s an optical illusion! Who knew…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 8, 2011 - 3:40 pm

Money Shot: Paula Deen, Butter Lover

A nice, creamy stick of butter gets Paula Deen in the mood … to get things cooking. A very fine lubricant indeed … for pans. [Out Gayed Myself]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 1, 2011 - 11:40 am

Money Shot: Girl Opens Wide For Penis Dog

If you plan on visiting Taiwan anytime soon, you too can enjoy a penis dog. This sexy version of the more traditional hot dog on a stick can now be…

Ami Angelowicz | July 25, 2011 - 11:40 am

Give Whitney Cummings A Shot

There’s a lot of female comedians we love — Tina Fey, Kristin Wiig, Margaret Cho — but Whitney Cummings has a special place in our heart. For starters, her name…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 15, 2011 - 12:40 pm

Facials: Are They Demeaning?

It’s called the money shot. In straight porn it involves the male giving the female what is euphemistically called “a facial.” (Not the kind from Bliss Spa.) In some porn…

Jessica Wakeman | August 21, 2009 - 3:00 pm