“Fashionably dazed” is a pretty popular modeling pose, but this is the first time we’ve seen the look accompanied by a giant paper crown. It’s party time, bitches! We’re little hurt that we didn’t get an invite, but hey, sometimes you need a solo shindig. [edressme]
Me: Oh, sorry. Umm, why are we whispering?
Model: I’m blending in. Keep reading »
Me: Hey there. You OK?
Model: Yes, why? Keep reading »
Model: Heeeeeeyyyy girl!
Me: Oh, umm, hi.
Model: Would you like to pet my beaver?
Me: Not really, no.
Model: Are you sure? It’s soft and furry… Keep reading »
Me: Did you want to play that trust game?
Model: What? What trust game?
Me: You know, the one where you fall backwards and have to trust someone to catch you? Keep reading »
Me: Nice weather we’re having.
Model: Very nice.
Me: Also you’re not wearing a shirt. Keep reading »
This is a photo from Walter Van Beirendonck’s runway show at Paris Fashion Week, but if you had told me it was a screenshot from a movie in which the protaganist was evading the villain by disguising himself as a shrub, I would have totally believed you. If movie logic holds, this model could plop down on the ground at any time, fold his legs under him, and everyone in the audience would look around and say, “Wait, where did he go? I could have sworn there was a male model on the runway, but now all I see is an immaculately pruned shrub.” Nice move, Van Beirendonck! Keep reading »
Model: Hey, can you help me for a second?
Model: What does it look like I’m doing? Keep reading »