“Fashionably dazed” is a pretty popular modeling pose, but this is the first time we’ve seen the look accompanied by a giant paper crown. It’s party time, bitches! We’re little hurt that we didn’t get an invite, but hey, sometimes you need a solo shindig. [edressme]…
Me: Oh, sorry. Umm, why are we whispering?
Model: I’m blending in.
Me: Hey there. You OK?
Model: Yes, why?
Model: Heeeeeeyyyy girl!
Me: Oh, umm, hi.
Model: Would you like to pet my beaver?
Me: Not really, no.
Model: Are you sure? It’s soft and furry…
Me: Did you want to play that trust game?
Model: What? What trust game?
Me: You know, the one where you fall backwards and have to trust someone to catch you?
Filmmaker Yolanda Dominguez decided to see what would happen if real women posed like fashion models. In public. And then she filmed the reactions of passersby. The result is both hilarious (at one point, a concerned McDonald’s employee comes to check on a woman who seems to have glued her clutch to her forehead)…
Me: Nice weather we’re having.
Model: Very nice.
Me: Also you’re not wearing a shirt.
This is a photo from Walter Van Beirendonck’s runway show at Paris Fashion Week, but if you had told me it was a screenshot from a movie in which the protaganist was evading the villain by disguising himself as a shrub, I would have totally believed you. If movie logic holds, this model could plo…
Model: Hey, can you help me for a second?
Model: What does it look like I’m doing?