Me: Excuse me, I was–
Model: Ssshh! Don’t wake him!
Me: OK, I can whisper. Wait … who are you talking about?
Model: The spider monkey wrapped around my waist.
Me: Did you take swimming lessons when you were a kid?
Model: Sure did.
Me: Did you like them?
Me: Hey, are you wearing those stick-on bra cups?
Model (who just happens to be Holly Madison): Yep! Aren’t they cute?
Me: Well, I’m not sure if cute is the right word…
Me: Umm, excuse me?
Me: I’m sorry, it’s just that I couldn’t help but wonder what you’re doing…
Ack! When it comes to weird stuff and fashion, my tolerance is high. But this layout from Russia’s Playing Fashion magazine? Downright freaaakyyyy. The models have their heads wrapped in gauze. Um, why? Because they just gave each other at-home lobotomies? Because they were in some sort of strange accident? Because wrapping your head i…