Me: Excuse me, I was–
Model: Ssshh! Don’t wake him!
Me: OK, I can whisper. Wait … who are you talking about?
Model: The spider monkey wrapped… More »
Me: Did you take swimming lessons when you were a kid?
Model: Sure did.
Me: Did you like them? … More »
Me: Hey, are you wearing those stick-on bra cups?
Model (who just happens to be Holly Madison): Yep! Aren’t they cute?
Me: Well, I’m not sure if cute… More »
Me: Umm, excuse me?
Me: I’m sorry, it’s just that I couldn’t help but wonder what you’re doing… … More »