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Model Inner Monologue: Grandpa Joe Goes To New York Fashion Week

Model Inner Monologue: Grandpa Joe Goes To Fashion Week

This model walking the runway at Theyskens’ Theory show at NYFW is seriously wearing the exact same outfit as Charlie Bucket’s bedridden Grandpa Joe in “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.” But at least Grandpa Joe washed his hair.

Model Inner Monologue: Dazed And Confused

Oh fashion week, we can always count on you to supply us with style inspiration, WTF outfits, and a plethora of male models who seem truly confused as to where they are and what they are doing and why exactly they are not wearing any pants. This guy from the Mark McNairy runway show, for example, seems to be taking a page from the “walk of shame” school of fashion, complete with a half-empty beer. [Style]

Model Inner Monologue: Sequin Nip Slip Guaranteed

Just when I thought New York Fashion Week was going to come and go without any designer sending a sequined, feathered, red-nippled bustier down the runway, The Blonds (who also designed the outfit for Drag Queen Barbie) come through for me. Phew, that was close.

Model Inner Monologue: Hazardous High Fashion

Model Monologue: Flat Top
There's flat-chested and there's flat-chested. Read More »
Imagined Model Convo
We need to talk about this zebra hat. Read More »

This model at the Duckie Brown Spring 2013 show bravely made his way down the runway in a garment that very much resembles a fresh fabric explosion. Thank goodness he seems to have escaped unscathed.

Model Inner Monologue: Safety First

Model Monologue: Flat Top
There's flat-chested and there's flat-chested. Read More »
Model Monologue: Socks
That's a lot of foot look. Read More »
Model Monologue: No Pants
Oops, she seems to have forgotten something. Read More »
Model Monologue: Flower Power
Seriously, make 'em stop! Read More »

This model at the Betsey Johnson Fall 2012 Ready-to-Wear runway show is sporting a neon outfit that’s both fashion forward and safety conscious. Check out the complete collection here.

Model Inner Monologue: Melts In Your Mouth, Not On The Runway

I’m not sure how this outfit from the Megla M runway show is supposed to work in real life (being able to move your arms is kind of important), but if all else fails, it could easily be repurposed as a Halloween costume.

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