Posts tagged "missed connection"

How Not To Find Your Missed Connection

I respect Joe’s enthusiasm about connecting with Eileen again. However, a lady usually doesn’t love it when a guy she’s met once STALKS HER IN HER NEIGHBORHOOD. Also, I don’t want to be the one to break it to Joe, but there’s a very good chance that Eileen purposefully gave him the wrong number. Should…

Ami Angelowicz / May 10, 2013

Leighton Meester Has Her Own Craigslist “Missed Connection”

FYI, Leighton Meester, this bad boy is dedicated to you! And look, he called you beautiful and referred to Blake Lively as just “that one blonde-haired girl.” (It’s not like she needs her head blown up anymore, what with Leonardo DiCaprio and Ryan Reynolds wooing her.) And this mystery Craigslist poster wants to have your babies!  Oh, who are…

Stefanie Blejec / December 15, 2011

TSA Body Search Inspires Love

While most of us are dreading invasive TSA searches at the airport, one guy in Reno loved his enough to post a Missed Connection on Craigslist. Pretty sad that a TSA full-body pat down is the only action this guy is getting. Should someone email him and let him know that the dude who cupped…

Ami Angelowicz / November 30, 2010

Grossest Missed Connection Ever: The Booger Picker

My friend stumbled upon this very unique Craigslist missed connection ad. I’m still refusing to believe that it’s real. It simply can’t be, but, alas, it’s been haunting me. You have to read the entire thing (maybe even a few times), but the gist is that a “tiny Asian girl” noticed a man ogling her…

Ami Angelowicz / July 8, 2010

Best Missed Connection Ever

A few years ago after attending the Pitchfork music festival in Chicago, I went home and wrote up a joke Missed Connection ad that went something like: “You: Cute girl with pigtails, huge sunglasses, lots of necklaces, dirty ballet flats, and an American Apparel t-shirt. Me: Beard, dark-rimmed glasses, Urban Outfitters t-shirt, drinking…

Wendy Atterberry / June 17, 2009