Posts tagged "miss advised"

Truly “Miss Advised”: The Season Ends With A Whimper & A Not-So-Exciting “Announcement”

Well, I suppose it's a good thing that the first (and probably last) season of "Miss Advised" has come to an end, as the show has been giving me nightmares! Last night, after watching the finale, I dreamt that I totally Julia Allison-ed at work today. That is to say, I overslept, missed all of…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 7, 2012

Truly “Miss Advised”: Julia Allison Gives A Second Date Blow Job, Gets Dumped

Before I get into parsing the insanity of "Miss Advised"'s penultimate episode, a note about Emily Morse. Last night, as I was livetweeting all the action -- I am so dedicated, y'all -- I noted that I use Emily's scenes as time to refill my drink (multiple are necessary to get through this shitshow) or…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 31, 2012

Truly “Miss Advised”: Prom Dates, Awkward Breakups, A Boring Dinner Party & 10 Million Signs That He’s Just Not That Into You

Oh. holy shit, where to begin. "Miss Advised," the show about two mentally unstable shitbirds and one relatively cool chick who is probably wondering how she got roped into this mess. Well, I missed recapping last week's episode because of our malware disaster and also I couldn't make clips of the show because the sound…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 24, 2012

“Miss Advised”‘s Julia Allison To Speak At Social Media Conference

Tearing one's  hair out over the existence of Julia Allison is Amelia's beat at The Frisky and God forbid that I tread on her territory. But I just couldn't not mention how the "Miss Advised" star will be speaking at Business Insider's Social Media ROI conference in September. Julia Allison has used social…
By: Jessica Wakeman / July 23, 2012

“Miss Advised”: Desperation, Polyamory & So Much Goddamn Pink

Ohhhhhhh, last night's episode of "Miss Advised" was so epically cringe-worthy that I have practically clipped the entire thing (shh, don't tell Bravo!). And it wasn't just Julia Allison who was providing the LULZ; Amy was fantastically bunny-boiling and Emily, who I actually think is quite likable, introduced a new friend, Polyamorous Kissing Sexpert Reid.
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 10, 2012

Julia Allison Breaks Down — “They Call Me Donkey” — On “Miss Advised”

I watched last night's episode of "Miss Advised" from the American Airlines terminal bar at San Francisco's airport while tossing back three glasses of prosecco before my red eye flight. It was really quite perfect. I had been looking forward to this episode, in as much as it's possible to look forward to an episode…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 3, 2012

“Miss Advised” Is Even More Embarrassing In Episode 2

Oh, where to begin, where to begin? "Miss Advised," Bravo's new show about dating experts who don't actually know anything about dating, started episode two with good news for unemployed dating columnist Julia Allison -- she's been "offered" a "job" "writing" for Elle! After working as a "journalist" for 10 years, this is her dream…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 26, 2012

“Miss Advised”: The Show That Will Make You Dislike Julia Allison As Much As I Do

Full (super long) disclosure: I went into watching the debut episode of "Miss Advised," Bravo's latest reality show about three "dating experts" who are unlucky in love, already not a fan of Julia Allison, one of the program's three stars. Allison, for those of you lucky enough to have gone this long without…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 19, 2012

Girl Talk: I Don’t Have A Dating Checklist

In the preview for Bravo's upcoming reality show "Miss Advised," internet personality Julia Allison boldly exclaims that she's looking for a husband and has a 73-point checklist. When I heard that, my immediate thought was that I've never had a checklist, and even when I've set vague goals for the types of people I wanted…
By: Rachel Kramer Bussel / June 4, 2012