Um, is there an Instagram filter that makes your eyebrows go away? Because that’s the only explanation I can think for what is going on with Miley’s nonexistent brows here … unless she bleached her eyebrows. No, she didn’t. She didn’t! Miranda Kerr, you would have talked Miley out of bleaching her eyebrows, wouldn’t you have? [Instagram.com/MirandaKerr]
A significant amount of my brain space is being taken up with obsessing over winter coats. I know, really intellectual stuff. I am currently creating a puddle of drool on my laptop keyboard over Miranda Kerr’s gorgeous Rag & Bone coat. This bitch is $1,395, however, which is waaaaaaay too rich for my blood. Luckily, there’s a ton of similar jackets for way less currently available online. Here are nine grey and black options I love. Keep reading »
It is colder than a witch’s tit in the northeast today. Winter coats have come out of the closet! Tight season is in effect! Static cling abounds! One person who’s not letting the frigid temps get her down is Miranda Kerr, who rocked a summer-y light wash denim skirt with sheer stockings in Manhattan today. Work this look for yourself with the pieces above! Deets after the jump… Keep reading »
So many Well Played fashion moments this week, so little time. Natalie Portman and Sarah Jessica Parker brought out the big guns for the New York City Ballet Fall Gala (someday I hope to be fancy enough to be invited to a “gala” or some sort), Eva Mendes looked radiant at Vanidades’s Icons of Style Gala, Miranda Kerr worked it the opening night of Romeo & Juliet on Broadway, and Blake Lively rocked a cool pantsuit situation at the Beauty in Wonderland event in Milan. Which star do you think was the best dressed of the week?
Miranda Kerr, Victoria’s Secret model and submissive wife to Orlando Bloom, posed for the new issue of V Magazine as La Cicciolina. Who’s that, you ask? Just a famous ’70s porn star/Italian politician, who famously gave her political stump speeches with one breast out. Cicciolina, real name Ilona Staller, was elected to Italy’s parliament in 1987, and also had a musical career spanning three decades. More recently, she founded her own political party, the Democracy, Nature and Love Party, which is pro-gay marriage, advocates for a minimum wage, and wants to reopen brothels around Italy. But you don’t really care about that — you just want to see Miranda Kerr with her boob out. Lucky for you, the NSFW version is right after the jump (along with a pic of the original La Cicciolina).
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Class, please get out your pen and paper and be prepared to take notes. This is how you dress to fly in both comfort and style. Miranda Kerr’s striped jersey dress makes it easy to sit cross-legged in first class without showcha her chocha. Her flat sandals are cute and easy to kick off before walking through security. And her bright scarf and denim jacket will keep her warm when the plane’s temperature drops to “annoyingly chilly.” I fly coach, but I’ll be doing it Kerr-style going forward. Get the deets on the outfit I recreated, after the jump! Keep reading »
Celebrities: They are not “just like us.” They don’t sweat in the summer. Their skin remains perfectly glistening and lovely. Their makeup stays in place. There is no fly-away hair or smudged eyeliner. Who created these mythical beastlings, anyway?
Fabled origins aside, celebs are also very good at wearing black. It is the universal color of cool, after all. They’re also fond of blue, not to mention, when they’re gettin’ crazy, pairing the two together. Here, we see Australian pop star Iggy Azalea; coveted hair-possessor Alexa Chung; Victoria’s Secret model/submissive celebrity wife Miranda Kerr; Foreveralone Jennifer Aniston; and Japanese model Rila Fukushima. They’re all in some combo of black and blue, but which look do you like best?
Oh look, it’s Miranda Kerr looking amazing, as per usual. But here’s the twist! She’s wearing an actually-affordable skirt for once. Sure, she’s a fancy model, and could afford to spend thousands on a skirt and then just burn it, but instead, she’s wearing a cute midi-length TopShop skirt here. Don’t believe us? Check out our super-affordable version after the jump! Keep reading »
“I am quite dominant in my career, so what really works for me when I come home, is to relax more into the feminine side. If you’re really an alpha female, you don’t allow [your partner] to have the space to feel like the man in the relationship. Maybe I am too traditional, but men feel important when you ask for their help, instead of thinking you can do it all on your own. My mistake in my relationships has been to feel that I can do it all on my own: I don’t need a man. That is definitely a mistake. Women generally want to feel loved and appreciated. It’s something that I am working on every day, trust me! It’s a challenge for me to do that.”
––Miranda Kerr has got a net worth of $12 million and is “dominant” in her career, but when it comes to her marriage to Orlando Bloom, Miranda Kerr told Net-a-Porter’s online magazine The Edit she takes a more submissive route. Just a few months ago, pro volleyball player Gabrielle Reece also said that she let her husband Laird Hamilton be the leader in their relationship and cited the same reasons as Kerr. It makes me wonder if there’s a secret society of wealthy, famous wives who don’t fight to wear the pants at home. If it works for them, more power to them. I’m all about each couple choosing how they want to operate rather than following society’s prescriptions, even if it means following traditional gender roles. I’m not loving the gender essentialism (men are like this! women are like that!) in Miranda Kerr’s quote, but hey, she’s a lingerie model, not a gender studies scholar. [PopSugar] [Image: Splash News]