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Miranda Kerr Is Engaged To Snapchat CEO Evan Spiegel And They’re Just Perfect

Everytime beautiful and wealthy people marry, I have another glass of wine before 5 p.m. More »


Justin Bieber Posts Photo Of Crying Orlando Bloom On His Instagram

Mature adult Justin Bieber posted this photo of Orlando Bloom crying on his Instagram account last night, just one day after Bloom did the world a solid threw a punch at that little shit in an Ibiza restaurant. Bieber first responded by posting a picture of Bloom’s ex-wife Miranda Kerr (who denies she had… More »


Miranda Kerr Still Denies Having Ever Cheated With Justin Bieber

Miranda Kerr still insists she never slept with Justin Bieber while she was married to Orlando Bloom (or ever), despite the rumors that it’s the reason behind Orlando taking a swing at Biebs yesterday in Ibiza. [TMZ]
Beyonce’s dad will offer courses in breaking into the entertainment biz at a community college in… More »


Orlando Bloom Did The World A Solid And Took A Swing At Justin Bieber

I really and truly do not condone violence, but if a fight is going to occur, I’m going to pick sides, especially if that fight is between Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber. TEAAAAAAMMMMMM LEGOLASSSSSSS!

According to TMZ, Bloom and Bieber both happened to be out clubbing in Ibiza last night, and eventually got… More »


Style Stealer: Miranda Kerr Is So Groovy

Miranda Kerr is serving up some Jane Birkin realness in this denim-on-denim ensemble and I am loving it. The flared leg on those white jeans makes her look even taller, like she’s walking on stilts (the platform shoes she’s wearing probably help). Perhaps it’s time to retire the skinny jeans… … More »


Miranda Kerr’s Not Getting Nearly Enough Sex(ercise) Now That She’s Single

“One thing I’ve noticed is now that I’m having less sex my body isn’t as toned. The more sex I have, the more defined my arms and stomach get…I always ask for a critique on my [sexual] performance. I always want to better myself in every way … I’ve had an orgasm in the air… More »


Style Stealer: Miranda Kerr’s Floral-Print Dress

Supermodel Miranda Kerr may have a youthful face, but her style reflects a higher level of maturity. Check out her amazing Dolce & Gabbana almond blossom-print dress. Every closet should have a well-tailored, beautifully printed dress for work, weddings, garden parties, polo matches (what, you don’t polo?), and the next royal coronation. Instead of spending $1,979… More »


Did Miley Cyrus Bleach Her Eyebrows?

Um, is there an Instagram filter that makes your eyebrows go away? Because that’s the only explanation I can think for what is going on with Miley’s nonexistent brows here … unless she bleached her eyebrows. No, she didn’t. She didn’t! Miranda Kerr, you would have talked Miley out of bleaching her eyebrows, wouldn’t you… More »


Style Stealer: 9 Moto Coats Inspired By Miranda Kerr’s Rag & Bone Look

A significant amount of my brain space is being taken up with obsessing over winter coats. I know, really intellectual stuff. I am currently creating a puddle of drool on my laptop keyboard over Miranda Kerr’s gorgeous Rag & Bone coat. This bitch is $1,395, however, which is waaaaaaay too rich for my blood. Luckily, there’s a… More »


Style Stealer: Miranda Kerr’s Cold Weather Denim Mini

It is colder than a witch’s tit in the northeast today. Winter coats have come out of the closet! Tight season is in effect! Static cling abounds! One person who’s not letting the frigid temps get her down is Miranda Kerr, who rocked a summer-y light wash denim skirt with sheer stockings in Manhattan today. More »


Orlando Bloom And Miranda Kerr Split Up

Nooo! A rep for Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr has confirmed the couple has split. In a joint statement, the couple announced they’ve been “amicably separated” for several months and are going to end their marriage of three years. The couple are the parents of adorable two-year-old Flynn. If the world’s most genetically perfect… More »


Celeb Style Poll: Who Was The Best Dressed Star Of The Week?

So many Well Played fashion moments this week, so little time. Natalie Portman and Sarah Jessica Parker brought out the big guns for the New York City Ballet Fall Gala (someday I hope to be fancy enough to be invited to a “gala” or some sort), Eva Mendes looked radiant at Vanidades’s Icons… More »


Miranda Kerr Shows Off Her Nipple For V Magazine

Miranda Kerr, Victoria’s Secret model and submissive wife to Orlando Bloom, posed for the new issue of V Magazine as La Cicciolina. Who’s that, you ask? Just a famous ’70s porn star/Italian politician, who famously gave her political stump speeches with one breast out. Cicciolina, real name Ilona Staller, was elected to Italy’s parliament in 1987,… More »


Style Stealer: Miranda Kerr Flies In Stylish Stripes

Class, please get out your pen and paper and be prepared to take notes. This is how you dress to fly in both comfort and style. Miranda Kerr’s striped jersey dress makes it easy to sit cross-legged in first class without showcha her chocha. Her flat sandals are cute and easy to kick off before walking through… More »


Celeb Style Poll: What’s Black And Blue And Fab All Over?

Celebrities: They are not “just like us.” They don’t sweat in the summer. Their skin remains perfectly glistening and lovely. Their makeup stays in place. There is no fly-away hair or smudged eyeliner. Who created these mythical beastlings, anyway?

Fabled origins aside, celebs are also very good at wearing black. It is the… More »


Style Stealer: Miranda Kerr’s (Affordable!) Midi Look

Oh look, it’s Miranda Kerr looking amazing, as per usual. But here’s the twist! She’s wearing an actually-affordable skirt for once. Sure, she’s a fancy model, and could afford to spend thousands on a skirt and then just burn it, but instead, she’s wearing a cute midi-length TopShop skirt here. Don’t believe us? Check out… More »


Miranda Kerr Is A Submissive Wife To Orlando Bloom

“I am quite dominant in my career, so what really works for me when I come home, is to relax more into the feminine side. If you’re really an alpha female, you don’t allow [your partner] to have the space to feel like the man in the relationship. Maybe I am too traditional, but men… More »


Style Stealer: Miranda Kerr’s “Errand” Outfit

The caption on this photo of Miranda Kerr says, “Miranda Kerr spends the day running errands” or something like that. Guys, maybe I’m doing life all wrong, but that doesn’t look like an “errand-running” outfit to me. Either way, Miranda seems to be all up on the yellow trend, following Reese Witherspoon and Gwen StefaniMore »


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