Miranda Kerr is a model, she’s married to Orlando Bloom, and here she is nude and pregnant with the actor’s child. Wow, her life must be terrible! I’m so glad I’m not her. [People]…
Is it a boy? A girl? A potato?
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.