mini cooper

A Very Unfortunate Penis Tattoo

Andreas Muller won a Mini Cooper for tattooing the word “Mini” on his peen. “Once I’m sitting in the car, it won’t matter anymore. Then the pain will be gone…

Ami Angelowicz | January 27, 2011 - 2:40 pm

Quick Pic: Lily Allen Drives A Mini!

You can barely see the singer’s teeny weeny car amongst all those paparazzi. [Los Angeles, 6/10/08] …

The Frisky | June 10, 2008 - 7:00 pm