Posts tagged "mind of man"

Mind Of Man: Be Better In Bed

I have never met a woman who thought she was bad in bed. I have known plenty of women who can rattle off an impromptu, critical dissertation on the carnal failings of most men. "He didn't get me off." "He treated my nipples like Xbox control sticks." "He came before his pants were off." No,…

By: John DeVore / February 12, 2009

Mind Of Man: 25 Things About Me, John DeVore

1. I think I'm awesome, but seriously, why do you think I'm awesome? 2. I can speak dolphin. Which is how I help them. 3. I don't have a driver's license and I don't know how to drive a car. But I know how to drive the ladies wild and I have a license to…

By: John DeVore / February 8, 2009

Mind Of Man: I Am Not A “Sensitive Guy”

A sensitive guy's emotional availability is decorative, a means by which to exploit a woman's weakness for men who are not total beer-powered, boxer shorts wearing Guitar Heroes with mommy issues and 18 gigabytes of porn hidden in a computer file named "Unicorns." This sort of dude displays his sensitivity with emo mixtapes, passionate rant…

By: John DeVore / January 28, 2009

Mind Of Man: I Might Be A Sexist

I think I might be a sexist. But since most of you are vagina-enabled, I'll let you tell me. Many of you possess testicles, as well, and I'll invite you to chime in, too. To those who have both: All are welcome here. I'm not proud of the fact that I might be sexist, but…

By: John DeVore / January 22, 2009

Mind Of Man: Revenge Of The Number

A couple of years ago, a friend of mine came to me for advice, and I think the advice I gave him was pretty good advice, if I do say so myself. Because when it comes to love and relationships, those who can, do. Those who can't give love and relationship advice. My friend had…

By: John DeVore / January 14, 2009

Mind Of Man: Go Ahead, Have Sex On The First Date

Go ahead and have sex on the first date if you want. If it feels good, do it. Ruin yourself. Get your rocks off. Surrender to chemistry, drink, irresponsibility. Indulge in the passion, throw caution to the wind, make a big sloppy mess of your love life. Your prince might not call you back if…

By: John DeVore / January 8, 2009

Mind Of Man: Mouth Love Is Meh

Blow jobs are overrated. There. I said it. I know men who would fight a grizzly bear with a spork for a little mouth love. I also know women who guard their oral sexing technique the way a pharmaceutical company protects its most precious patents. But I'm just not a dude who loves blow jobs.

By: John DeVore / December 31, 2008

Commenters Ball: Our Favorite Comments Of The Week

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say, you bitches crack us up! So in honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week well award five of you an awesome…

By: Simcha / December 19, 2008

Mind Of Man: Pity The Pick-Up Artist

Some of you might have heard of or read Neil Strauss' The Game, a fawning book about a silver tongued Casanova who goes by the mysterious code-name Mystery. Probably many more of you have seen ridiculously dressed beanpole Mystery tutor his homoerotic boy-cult on Vh1's reality show "The Pick-Up Artist." Is it just me or…

By: John DeVore / December 18, 2008

Mind Of Man: Why We Love Strippers

Before I reveal the secret reason men love strip clubs, I'd like to directly address all the "cool" and "open-minded" women out there who insist on accompanying their boyfriends and husbands to jiggle joints: stay home. I appreciate your enlightened attitude towards dude culture, and your bad girl enthusiasm, like when you whoop it u…

By: John DeVore / December 3, 2008

Mind Of Man: 10 Reasons To Be Thankful For Women In 2008

Happy (belated) Thanksgiving, y'all. Normally, this holiday is a gluttonous orgy of excess, where we hit the gravy bong and chug obscene amounts of food directly into our greasy talkholes. It's also a time to give thanks for not having to awkwardly hang out with extended family for the rest of the year.

By: John DeVore / November 28, 2008

Mind Of Man: What’s Going On In Our Heads After A Breakup

A certain woman in my life wants to know what guys are thinking when a breakup goes down. So here it goes. We think about beer. And drinking it. And how drinking said beer will help us get lucky with the la-a-dies. The ladies with the righteous hoots. Alright, fine. That was a sweeping gender…

By: John DeVore / November 20, 2008

Commenters Ball: Our Favorite Comments Of The Week

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say, you bitches crack us up! So in honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, here are our five favorite comments from last week... Most Surprising Kindred Spirit

By: Simcha / November 13, 2008

Mind Of Man: How I Learned To Approximate Something Called Love

Hi, I'm single. Like, what's up with that? Word. Can I buy you a vodka tonic, super fox? Okay – let me interrupt for a second, and preempt our regularly scheduled programming to get some things off my hairy, muscular, barrel chest. I'm guessing you heard that the guy with the lizard neck lost the…

By: John DeVore / November 12, 2008

Mind Of Man: When It Comes To Breasts, Bigger Isn’t Always Better

In a recent Sunday edition of a Gotham City newspaper, The Frisky's very own Vixen of Verbiage, Simcha Whitehill, wrote about a new scientific study that suggests three cups of coffee a day can cause a woman's breasts to shrink. Bravely, Simcha refused to give up her morning cup of liquid caffeine, even if it…

By: John DeVore / November 7, 2008

Mind Of Man: Why Everybody Hearts Dapper Don Draper

Here are some of the things I learned from watching the second season finale of AMC's Emmy Award winning show "Mad Men": In the psudeo-historical world of "Mad Men", work days start at 10 in the morning, because professionals needed the extra time to style their perfect hair. Men who sleep around are studs and…

By: John DeVore / October 29, 2008

Mind Of Man: In Defense Of Gender Stereotypes

Recently, I rambled about The Big Switcheroo – men and women adopting each other's worst gender behaviors. The diatribe was equal parts self-indulgence and genuine confusion. Are men really becoming needy, emotional leeches and women emotionally void predators? I suppose no one said the collective lurch towards equality was going to be pretty. And I'd…

By: John DeVore / July 25, 2008

Mind Of Man: Are Men Having An Identity Crisis?

Women are emotionally-vacant pigs and men are emotionally-unstable psychos. Wait. That's not right. But it is in so many ways. Welcome to the new millennium, boys and girls, where gender equality means "let's adopt the worst of each other's stereotypes." It's a madcap race to the bottom rung of the sexual identity ladder. Wheee!

By: John DeVore / July 11, 2008

Mind Of Man: Five Things About Pregnancy That Will Eff You Up

You’ve heard about the mood swings, cravings, mania, and general awfulness your wife will be “blessed” with throughout her nine-month journey to motherhood. Here are five things your parent-friends will never tell you about pregnancy, probably because they’d just assume forget about them altogether: Miscarriage. It seems to be almost inevitable. We’re not sure of…

By: Bill Lloyd & Scott Finch / June 20, 2008

Mind Of Man: Why Dudes Love To Play The Trumpet Of Fleshy Delights (And Other Sex Secrets)

We love sex. You love sex. Well, that's out of the way. Seeing as we're both in agreement over the importance of sex, the excitement of sex, the giggle-inducing, gasp-inspiring, slow-motion tsunami of gooseflesh-triggering awesomeness of sex, we can move on to why it is we can't really talk about S-E-X. Women think men are…

By: John DeVore / June 6, 2008
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