According to new research, we should stop drinking cows’ milk and start drinking donkeys’ milk if we want to stay young and svelte. Asses’ nectar is thought to have many beneficial properties including preventing wrinkles and acne, regulating body weight, lowering blood fats that clog arteries, providing high quantities of omega-3 oils, and keeping energy levels up throughout the day. Okay, sure. Why not? As long as it doesn’t taste funky, I’m in. Now where do I find an ass to milk? [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »
I, too, await the cyborg overlords who will colonize the Earth, imprison us all, and incubate alien babies in our fertile wombs.
But what I cannot wrap my head around? China claims to have genetically modified cows to produce human breast milk. Yes, a “moo moo moo” cow producing milk for a “wah wah wah” human baby.
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Nakey pics of “Milk” screenwriter Dustin Lance Black and his ex-boyfriend engaged in all sorts of positions found their way onto StarzLife.com back in June. But now this site, and the dude who Black claims stole the photos, may have to pay a hefty fee. Black is suing for $3 million smackeroos! He says the use of the pictures is an invasion of his privacy, copyright infringement, and more. Oh yeah, and he’s totally confused because he thought these pics were deleted forever ago?
Interesting that Black chose not to target Perez Hilton. If Perez hadn’t posted the photos, they would have been like a tree falling in the forest. And that was not a peen joke. [NY Post] Keep reading »
“After our kiss, Sean texted Madonna – his ex-wife, Madonna – and said, ‘I just popped my cherry kissing a guy. I thought of you. I don’t know why.” — James Franco in Out
What kissing Franco doesn’t deserve an OMFG?!
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