Miley Cyrus is hosting “Saturday Night Live” this week with musical guests The Strokes and her previews hint at one of my favorite sketches ever, “The Miley Cyrus Show!” Hey, at least the girl doesn’t take herself too seriously, right? But really I hope there’s a skit addressing that video where’s she’s smoking saliva divinorum out of a bong and giggling like a fool. That was entertaining as all hell. (Also: drugs are bad, don’t do drugs!) [Celebuzz] Keep reading »
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Quickies: Miley’s Mad At Blabby Billy Ray & Ivanka Trump’s Fame-Whore Stalker
- Miley Cyrus is reportedly “furious” that her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, blabbed to GQ about how the success of “Hanna Montana” “destroyed” his family. You might even say she’s got an achy breaky heart. [Celebuzz]
- Lady Gaga is on the “drunk diet.” Um, I think the Frisky staff is on that diet, too. [PopEater]
- Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson: back on again? Those two are drama with a capital “D.” [The Superficial]
Billy Ray Cyrus Is Worried About Miley, Regrets “Hannah Montana”
“I’m scared for her. She’s got a lot of people around her that’s putting her in a great deal of danger. I know she’s 18, but I still feel like as her daddy I’d like to try to help. Take care of her just a little bit, to at least get her out of danger. I want to get her sheltered from the storm. Stop the insanity just for a minute. When you go through what she’s been through, it takes a beating on you. … I’ll tell you right now—the damn show ["Hannah Montana"] destroyed my family. I hate to say it, but yes, I’d take it back in a second. For my family to be here and just be everybody okay, safe and sound and happy and normal, would have been fantastic. Heck, yeah. I’d erase it all in a second if I could.”
—Billy Ray Cyrus pulls a Michael Lohan in the latest issue of GQ, talking extensively about how worried he is about his daughter, Miley Cyrus. I’m just still not sure what’s to gain by making these kinds of concerns public. Might I suggest talking to Miley over lunch instead? [GQ] Keep reading »
Miley Cyrus Brings Out Jeremy Piven’s Inner Teenager
“I think I must be an 18-year-old girl because we got along really well. It was just so much fun … we had great chemistry. It was really, really weird—we’re like polar opposites … You know, you can judge her, but what were you doing when you were 18? She’s kind of amazing. There’s something so incredibly refreshing about someone who is exactly who they are. There’s nothing pretentious about her. She’s this force. She loves to laugh.”
– Jeremy Piven, 45, seems to have found an unlikely kindred spirit in Miley Cyrus, his new bestie and co-star in the upcoming film “So Undercover.” No good can come of this friendship, I’m afraid. [E! Online] Keep reading »
Will Someone Keep Miley Cyrus Away From Cameras?
Has Miley Cyrus seriously not learned that compromising videos and photos of her always go public? This image of the Miles with her assistant, who is pretending to kiss her boob, was leaked last night. We think Miley needs to hire a new assistant—one who won’t let anyone take snapshots of her because she obviously doesn’t have good sense about these things. Keep reading »
What Designers Would You Absolutely Never Wear?
A couple months ago, I went to either Walmart or Target to buy some house stuff. While I was there, I wandered through the women’s clothing section. I saw a pair of black sweatpants, and since that’s a staple of my professional blogger wardrobe, I grabbed them without trying them on and threw them in my shopping cart. So, this morning, I (sorry!) sit down on the toilet, look down, and see the label on the back of the sweatpants for the first time. At first, I thought I was misreading what I was seeing. But I hadn’t. The label read: “MILEY CYRUS.” The horror, the horror! I would rather die than be caught wearing anything by Miley Cyrus, and now I had been wearing Miley Cyrus for months. It was like the time I checked out a pair of hot high-heeled shoes, and then realized they were made by … Jessica Simpson. What designers would you never, ever wear? Keep reading »
7 Facts About Salvia Divinorum, The Drug Miley Cyrus Might Have Ruined For Everyone
Leave it up to Miley Cyrus to ruin a perfectly good legal drug and make it a national issue, pushing state governments to consider bans on the stuff. I actually bought salvia on eBay when I was 18 years old because I wasn’t cool enough to do real drugs and, hell, it was really inexpensive and legal and I was curious. At the time, it was sold as “incense” but now they sell it pretty freely on the internet. Anyway, because I’m a huge nerd, I also wrote a paper about it in college and I’ve got the facts in case you’re as curious as I was! [NY Daily News] Keep reading »
Billy Ray Cyrus Not Pleased With Miley’s Bong Video
“Sorry guys. I had no idea. Just saw this stuff for the first time myself. I’m so sad. There is much beyond my control right now.”
—Billy Ray Cyrus responds to the video of Miley that went up on TMZ.com this morning. In it, she talks about her “bad trip” after smoking a bong packed with salvia. It’s OK, Billy, it’s not your fault. Many kids do this kind of stuff. It’s usually just not taped for the world to see. [People] Keep reading »
Happy Birthday, Miley: Hustler Got You A XXX Spoof!
Sure, there have been a lot of pop-culture porn spoofs recently, but you know Hustler knows how to do it! Much like their “Nailin’ Paylin” spoof, it looks like they rib the newly legal star perfectly, though we certainly feel ickier about this one, considering her age. Still, in real life, Miley “Can’t Be Tamed” Cyrus is finally 18, but not half as entertaining as her porn star doppelbanger, er, doppelganger, or this amazing Billy Ray. Keep reading »
Miley Cyrus Gets A Birthday Month
“I have a birthday month. I do the whole month of November. Thanksgiving, cake. All about me on Thanksgiving!”
—Miley Cyrus on turning 18, today and every other day this month. When you sit down to your Thanksgiving meal, remember that you are thankful for Miley. Err. [People] Keep reading »
